my friend from a few yrs ago started to randomly claim that a lifeless spoiled earwax bearing person like him had a gf and when i asked who she was he said she went to another school, i asked what er name was, he said she went to another school, again so i asked where and he said in another city so i asked which city and then he said in another country so i didnt even bother asking what country and whispered in his ear "you wish"
