Pitch but without his mask and hood on

Thomas: k

Pitch: I CANT FIND MY F**KING MASK-

Thomas: oh

Pitch: I probably lost it when I was dragged into the meme realm, anyway I’m gonna go ask Ezlo to kill that one baby ice dragon, don’t ask why

Thomas: ice? Why tf would you do that?

Pitch: because of her mom, and I’ll ask the same thing for Sun and Moon when I see Ezlo again

Thomas: I’m gonna have to stop you right there, as I have personally met all 3 of them and none of them are in any way evil

Pitch: THEIR PARENTS ARE GONNA MAKE THEM EVIL, AND MOON AND SUN HAVE EATEN ME BEFORE

Sunstorm: Blaze forced them, the kids aren’t malicious like their parents

Thomas: one time when I was hurt moon ran over and hugged me so nuh uh

Pitch: lies

Thomas: it’s not

Pitch: she did eat me though, also Ezlo has proof

Thomas: she was forced to

Pitch: who cares, I HAD TO GO THROUGH IT, and also I want to make their parents upset

Thomas: no

Pitch: don’t you want revenge? Why are you even saying no

Thomas: because... idk

Pitch: so we gotta do what I said we should do

Thomas: no

Pitch: yes, also why do you care about those stupid children so much

Thomas: because...

Pitch: because what stupid reason?

Thomas: BECAUSE I HAD A MESSED UP CHILDHOOD AND I WANT NO ONE ELSE TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT

Pitch: also aren’t you caring of younger beings? Because I think that it’s stupid they can’t function immediately

Thomas: yes as a matter of fact I am and YOU couldn’t function immediately either mr masked edgy guy

Pitch: just for your information, I wear that mask because people here are racist as f**k to our species

Thomas: suck it up

Pitch: I did, also what if some godly asshole appears now-

Thomas; then we either run, fight, or hide. Two of those options have no chance of success

Pitch: correction, all 3 will definitely fail

(I dare you to bring in Frigid, idk why I said that)

Thomas: well I don’t accept fate, if I go down I go down fighting

Pitch: there is no point fighting as at this point, they all pretty much know our weaknesses

Thomas: ...

Pitch: and I bet I jinxed one of them appearing because I mentioned them

Thomas: damnit

Pitch: welp, we might as well accept our fate

(You saw what I put in brackets in some earlier RP comment here right?)

Thomas: no
(Yeah I’m waiting for a good time)

Pitch: WELL THEY MIGHT AS WELL COME ALREADY

Thomas: stfu bitch
*the flapping of wings can be heard*

Pitch: actually I was joking, let’s get the f**k out of here

Thomas: agreed

*he starts running in a random direction*

*thomas runs the opposite way*
*frigid lands there*
Frigid: thought I heard voices...

Pitch: *dead silence*

Thomas:*hides in some bushes*
Frigid; what was that rustling?

*Pitch is still dead silent*

(He’s hiding in a small cranny in a nearby cave, and he has his hood up*

Frigid: what was that rustling?
Thomas:*gasp*

Pitch: *still extremely silent*

*she starts to walk over to where Thomas is*
Thomas:*trying to stay as quiet as possible*

Pitch: *silent, but shaking a lot*

Thomas: *mouthing the words please no*

*pitch stays quiet, but is listening to what is going on outside the cave*

*frigid’s right next to the bush where Thomas is*
Thomas:...

*he is still dead silent*

Frigid: *(pretends to walk off)*
Thomas: *phew*

Pitch: *extremely quiet* and now I gotta use that poison

Thomas; thank god she’s gone
*she pounces on the bush*
Thomas: AGG NOO

*Pitch attempts to watch what is happening outside the cave*

*she drags him out of the bush in her mouth*
Frigid: oh it’s you
Thomas:...

Pitch: and here is another incident where I gotta poison someone- and she probably heard me

Frigid; you have a friend ey?
*turns towards pitch*
Frigid; pitch wasn’t it?

Pitch: let me guess, you are gonna eat us

Frigid: you guys are boring though

Pitch: what?

Frigid: you’re so serious

Pitch: yes, also you and the other eldritch f**ks are stupid, narcissistic and don’t even get things done

Frigid: don’t you dare compare me to them

Pitch: I will dare, all of you basically do the same thing, eat any mortal you see, you salty f**k

Frigid: how am I salty?
*flips Thomas into the air and catches him, toying with him*

Pitch: because they are actually somewhat better than you

Frigid: how in f**k’s sake are they better than me?
*bites down hard on Thomas’ back*
Thomas: *yelps* help me-

Pitch: well for one- wait I can’t think of anything

Frigid: exactly, now what should I do with you two?

Pitch: let us go- OH WAIT THE ELDRITCH F**KS DONT DO THAT

Frigid: I’m not eldritch, also I won’t eat you, I’m not hungry

Pitch: wait I meant vorist, also I bet that fat eldritch cat like f**k is hungry, wait she always is

Frigid: I’m very different from her

Pitch: in what ways are you different?

Frigid: I spare people, I’m not a pedo, I don’t force my kid to do things

Pitch: also you don’t drag THOUSANDS OF F**KING UNIVERSES INTO A REALM-

Frigid: yeah

Pitch: and there’s a portal behind you, she’s now after you because she’s the actual salty one

Frigid: eh i don’t care, hold up, this’ll be a bump ride
*she tosses Thomas and him on her back and starts to fly*

Pitch: and Thomas is probably dead, I hated him anyway, he whines a lot

Frigid: he ain’t, I just broke his spine, he’ll be fine maybe?

Pitch: also why the f**k do you think it’s okay to eat people? It’s not and it never will be

Frigid: because you f**kers took everything from me:)

Pitch: well not the people that exist now, they actually did nothing.... well except for some dumb f**ks like Diamond or that stupid leader of the dumbass underground city that all humans live in- SHIT

Frigid: I’m not gonna kill a bunch a dumbass humans in a city

Pitch: you’ve done it multiple times before, why did you even stop

Frigid: the association with her

Pitch: who cares what she does, and besides I’ve been spying on her and she isn’t doing the bad things you say, she still doesn’t spare people though, well if she doesn’t have a positive relationship with them or is a family member

Frigid; she wasn’t gonna spare my daughter or her own

Pitch: I’ve heard her say she regrets it, and I recorded her saying it

Frigid: yeah right...

*Pitch then shows her the recording*

Frigid:...

Pitch: now do you believe me?

Frigid: maybe

Pitch: also, if she apologized to you, what would you do- why am I asking

Frigid: I don’t know...

Pitch: she might try today, who knows

Frigid:...

Pitch: also I’m very f**king willing to let you into that one underground city full of humans on earth

Frigid: Ok then

(Where were you yesterday?)

Pitch: ALSO PLEASE JUST GO RAID IT ALREADY

(got in trouble for scaring sister, had phone taken away)
Frigid: I don't listen to puny mortals

(Oof)

Pitch: it technically benefits bot of us

Frigid:...

Pitch: seriously, why don’t you want to do that

Frigid: Cause you're probably trying to trick me, Im no idiot

Pitch: I’m not, I pretty much hate the other members of my species for manipulating me and my family members

Frigid; your family live there?

Pitch: all of my family members left

Frigid:k...

Pitch: he’s probably gonna die eventually, but still why didn’t you eat me and the dying dumbass

Frigid: not hungry

Pitch: oh so when you are hungry, you will eat us, is that correct?

Frigid: maybe

Pitch: mk, so where the f**k are you taking me-

Frigid: eh wherever I want

Pitch: so do you want me to let you in there or not?

Frigid: perhaps

Pitch: so..... want me to let you in there now?

Frigid: why not

Pitch: so land near the entrance of one, well near somewhere where you can be out of sight and also I didn’t tell you that there are 30 of these things

*thomas gains consciousness again*
Thomas: ow my ribs... wh-where tf are we?

Pitch: shut up and die

Thomas: stfu bitch I ain’t dying anytime soon

Pitch: THE BITCH IS AWAKE-

Frigid: eh who cares he’ll die eventually or something

Pitch: so are you gonna do what I said- ok I’m too demanding for revenge on them

Frigid: yeah sure

Pitch: wait are we on earth?

Frigid: yes?

*a loud sound is heard*

*she walks towards the sound*

Pitch: and now comes the genocide

Frigid: *charges in*

*Pitch just watches*

*she looks around*

*there are tons of people running from her*

*she starts freezing people and swallowing them*

*the people are still trying to get away*

*she keeps killing and swallowing them*

Pitch: anyway now I have motivation to kill myself

Frigid: *starts impaling ppl with her tail*

Pitch: and I think one is nearby, one is actually

Frigid: where?

Pitch: it is underground, also I bet you can fit in there, as the floor to the roof is about 300 feet tall, but I’ll have to dash into the place and unlock the main door

Frigid: k what about this guy
*gestures towards thomas*

Pitch: idk, maybe eat him

Frigid: let would make him suffer less

Pitch: just put him out in a forest or something, also just land somewhere

Frigid: k I’ll land
*she lands and tosses Thomas off her back*
Frigid: scram, you might just survive before you get caught by someone else

Pitch: so I’ll go do what I have to do to unlock the main door

Frigid: ok I’ll wait here

Pitch: whenever you hear a loud ish sound, come in the direction I will run in

*he runs off*

Frigid: k

*meanwhile Pitch is doing something to try and unlock that one door*

Frigid: *sitting there*

Pitch: *proceeds to hang himself*

Sunstorm: and time to call BN

*frigid resorts to brutally stomping on the same person again and again*

*Sunstorm then calls BN*

Bn: what is it?

*Sunstorm points at Frigid*

Bn: huh, haven’t had trouble with her in a while but ok

*he shows the pictures of her killing people*

Sunstorm: this literally just happened

Bn: k lemme deal with this

Sunstorm: also Pitch made her do it, at least he didn’t attempt to make Blaze do it

Bn: k, *he teleports frigid into a jail and brings the people back*

Sunstorm: and the two dumb f**ks we all know about have destroyed 319 million universes

Bn: oh f**k

Sunstorm: we all know what Blaze made Wave do

Bn: she made him help me?

Sunstorm: NO- ITS THE PLANET THING- DUMBASS-

Bn: ok stfu there is so much shit those two do together it’s hard to keep up

Sunstorm: okay what the f**k did they do that I don’t know about

Bn: I don’t know I thought you meant she forced him to kill their kids or they f**ked again I don’t f**king know man

Sunstorm: uh the kid murder thing was a result of Fakie’s manipulation

Bn: ok whatever

Sunstorm: do you need me to open a portal to the meme realm?

Bn: ye

*he opens a portal to the meme realm*

*bn enters*

*for some reason Moon is watching from a distance*

Bn: ok that’s dealt with

Moon: hey..... uh- Fakie locked my mom and Thomas in a room again

Bn: oh you gotta be f**king kidding me

Moon: I feel bad for Thomas

Bn: agreed, let’s go get him out

Moon: I can’t do anything-

(Maybe use Thomas?)

Thomas: oh f**k you not this again

Blaze: *tries to grab his arm* f**k you too

*he twists her arm around and kicks her to the ground*

*she doesn’t budge at all and tries again*

*he kicks her in the face*

*she keeps trying*

*he keeps punching and kicking her*

*she keeps trying*

Thomas: why do you do this?!

*she just keeps trying*

*he takes out a pocket knife and stabs her*
Thomas: bitch