I SOLEMNLY PROMISE NOT TO SUFFER MYSELF TO BE PLACED, NOR PLACE MYSELF IN, A STATE OF PASSIVITY THROUGH EITHER MESMERISM, DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR ANY OTHER METHOD OF DEEP INDUCTION. I WILL MAINTAIN CONTROL OF MY MIND AT ALL TIMES, LESS OTHERS INFLUENCE ME OR MANIPULATE ME INTO PURPOSES OF SERVING THEIR OWN GREED OR LUST. HAVE FUN WITH THAT, LOSER