HERE'S A VEGAN POAM; THERE ONCE WAS A BIRD, HER NAME WAS HEATHER, UNTIL SEE WAS SHOT AND THEY PLUCKED OUT HER FEATHERS, REGARDLESS OF THE WEATHER, THE LAST BIRD WHO EVER MET HER, WAS A COW WHO WAS SLAUGHTERED FOR LETHER.
STOP EATING ANIMALS.
(SAY'S THE CHICK WHO COOKED TWO EGGS IN THE MICROWAVE FOR BREAKFAST).