kilroy: hey you good?

???: *gets startled, and wipes away tears* I-I'm f-fine

kilroy: you sure

*sniffles* I - I don't know..

kilroy: its ok, you can tell me

T-thank you..

*looks at house behind me* M-my parents kicked me out a-after I got A-all F's

kiroy: we'll give you a place to live. and we'll arrest your parents

M..my mom told me I-I was very expensive to t-take care of... I don't want you to waste you-your money

kilroy: its fine. me and my friend will take care of you. its our job

Thank you, s-sir. *smiles* Will my pare-parents be mad that I snitched?

kilroy: no

I h-hope so. My dad gets s-scary when he's mad *looks down at my feet*

kilroy: we can deal with him

Nani?!?

This is extreme.

D-dont hurt him, okay? H-he's still nice s-sometimes... Like that time he got me my own drink! *smiles*

kilroy: we can just arrest him

*Shocked* That sounds so fun! B-but how is that possible? I thought there were only o-one dimension

kilroy: its very possible. would you like to see?

*gets excited* Yes please!

kilroy: which one. we can go anywhere

Thank you, sir... Is it okay if I ask what your name is?

kilroy: youre welcome. i'm kilroy jenkins, interdimensional police

Woah! do you travel thru dimensions? *says in a completely serious tone lol*

kilroy: yeah all the time. i'm a voidling

Int-Interdimensional? What does that mean?

kilroy: every dimension, every reality, every universe. we serve them all

Hmm... It's hard to choose... There's so many places but nothing comes to mind *sighs* you can choose if you want to *jumps around in excitement*

kilroy: ok. first lets take you to IDP hq *warps them there* this is going to be your new home

*gets dizzy, and walks forward* W-wow! this place is really nice! W-Will I pay for it?

kilroy: nope. youll make great friend here though

Are there gonna be other people here!? *smiles and jumps around even more*

kilroy: yes. lets go meet some now *he walks over to another agent* this is jayna
jayna: hey! nice to meet you *smiles and waves*

(Alright

okie i bacc

*waves back* H-hi! I'm Alana. nice to meet you too

jayna: nice to meet you alana (gtg continue tomr?)

*waves* hii! I'm Alana, nice to meet you guys!

derecho: kilroy, whats the deal with this one. and i'm not trying to sound mean alana
kilroy: abuive parents
derecho: *kneels down* we'll take care of you ok

(Oki) Are there gonna be more people than Jayna?"

kilroy: yeah!

Can I meet them?? *runs up to the door*

kilroy: ok. theres gavrilo
gavrilo: hello
kilroy: azaria
azaria: hi there!
kilroy: micah
micah: hey
kilroy: kahn
kahn: whats up!
kilroy: and derecho
derecho: welcome

T-thank you. Is it okay to ask wh-what everyone else is here for

kilroy: were all agents. we dont have any other kids in here right now though

Oh, okay. Can we try out that teleporting thing again?

kilroy: to where

Hmm... ive always wanted to visit Egypt!

kiroy: ancient or modern

O-okay... *looks around* Is there any water? It's really hot here

kilroy: i brought some *hands her a water bottle* i dont need any

Oh yeah.... oops... mustve forgot. Sorry

kilroy: its fine

Are you sure? *takes off the cap*

kilroy: yeah. i'm not a human so i dont need water or food

*confused* wait- not- human?

kilroy: yeah. most of the agents arent humans

what are you then? Are you a robot? S-sorry if i sound rude

kilroy: a voidling

Ancient please

kilroy: *warps himself and alana to ancient egypt* *whispers* dont talk in english or they'll kill you

(I gtg, I'll be back in an hour or two

hello?

same

*whispers back* hUh? I-i dont know how to speak Egyptian.... A-am I gonna die!?

kilroy: just dont talk when people are watching