This is the story of an errand i did earlier, and it did not go well. So, my parents need to make dinner, and they sent me to get some bean curds and string beans. The travel to the store was pretty boring, except that i pointed the middle finger to my school building on the way. At the store, i bought the shit and a powerade cuz i was thirsty af (no not in that way). Then, things really started to become a hellhole. At first, it was fine, as i pointed the middle finger to my school again. Also, there was a street i passed called "slocum avenue". This made me laugh hard af (cuz it has cum in it). After laughing at street names for a minute, i continued my journey. Now THIS is where things get shitty. I tried taking another sip of my powerade, but then, i accidentally dropped the grocery bag, and one of the bean curd packages started leaking. I got my hands all wet trying to pick it up and figure out where it leaked, all while cursing at god. I checked the package seemed fine, so i moved on. I finished my drink and threw it out, only to realize i missed a turn. Once again, i cursed at god. Then, i moved on once more, but then realized the package was still leaking and there was go***mn bean juice filling up the bag. I tried pouring it out, but the f**king juice landed on my shoe, of all go***mn places. I decided to hold the package straight so that it doesn't leak. I managed to find my way back, but then, i almost got hit by a truck while definitely not jaywalking. And then finally, i arrived home. It was a shitty experience, but at least i knew that one of the streets in my town has the word "cum" in it.
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