Arc two Blaze, it’s not as edgy as i thought

Thomas: ah hell nah

*she just tries to grab him*

(She can’t talk while like this for some reason)

Thomas: nope
*dodges*

*she tries again*

Thomas: *dodges* stop

*she tries again, but with the scarf arm that has a mouth on it*

*he gets caught*
Thomas: oh f**k

*she proceeds to then eat him*

Thomas: damnit

Pitch: so what now?

Thomas: no f**king idea

Pitch: am I the only one who has been mutilated? Idk why I am asking

Thomas: believe me, it happens more often than you’d think...

Pitch: then i am a 17 year old who is sick of getting eaten by the go***mn eldritch cat and soggy paper

Thomas: you and me both...

Pitch: huh? Wait.... did they do it to you?

Thomas: and my 14 year old brother

Pitch: his name is Bugs, right?

Thomas: yep

Pitch: anyway.... should we try to escape this prison we are in?

Thomas: definitely

Pitch: but how?

Thomas: no idea...

Pitch: can you teleport?

Thomas: no...

Pitch: well shit

Thomas:...

Pitch: also you remember that you should not squirm, right?

Thomas: yes, I know the shit she pulls

Pitch: it’s not good having 3 other siblings and having the dumbass eldritch cat purposely hunt you down, because she constantly threatens to do shit to them

Thomas: I never even get to sleep anymore I’m always on look out

Pitch: the dumbass eldritch cat ate me- and who the f**k are you?

Thomas: a 16 year old who regrets his existance

*nothing really happens but Thomas getting crushed some*

Thomas: ow ow ow ow oe

*whenever he lands in her stomach, the stomach wall are up against him and it’s tight*

Sunstorm: well I f**ked up

Thomas: no no no

*some white object slips in front of him*

Sunstorm: I can’t even do anything about this

Thomas:?

(Oh)

Sunstorm: some human named Pitch-

Pitch: IM STILL F**KING ALIVE-

Thomas: huh?

*that white object was actually Pitch’s mask*

Thomas: a mask? Wtf?

Sunstorm: DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THAT BELONGED TO-

Thomas; who?
(He never met pitch)

Pitch: I also don’t sleep, but it’s because of severe insomnia, also I- oh who cares

Thomas: I barely eat, my brother and I are homeless, life is shit these days

Pitch: I do the first thing you do, but on purpose, and if I do even eat, it’s only fruit or vegetables because of trauma

Thomas: I physically can’t, have no home, no money, have to scavenge for what I can find. Mostly berries...

Pitch: I depend on Ezlo and Torch, also I AM NOT GOING BACK TO EARTH AS THE CONDITIONS IN THE UNDERGROUND CITY WERE TERRIBLE

Thomas: underground city?

Pitch: it’s where almost all humans live at on earth because of eldritch cat’s actions

Thomas: we dont

Pitch: that’s why I said almost

Thomas:...

(Wanna RP on my latest image?)

Pitch: I didn’t list them all

Sure

Pitch: you truly do have it worse than me, also I got banned from the underground city

Thomas: for what reason?

Pitch: from what I know, the only way you are gonna get eaten is if you screw around with the gods, do shit with Fakie, or be present with someone who summoned one of them

Thomas: not exactly....

Pitch: escaping it and leaking what bad shit they did in there

Thomas: what’d they do?

Pitch: a whole bunch of manipulation, basically saying as soon as we walk outside we would get eaten and that all species besides humans are bad

Thomas: oh boy...