*sighs in confession*

*wheeze* alright. Sooo. for a period of my ✨✨3rd grade life, i was, like, convinced i ✨was a ✨f**king vampire✨ ✨ *ahem* and i really wanted to bite someone- but i didn’t know who- so *WHEEZE* it was just a normal day✨✨✨ right… and then i go home after school is dun✨✨ and my mom tells me we’re going over to my friend ✨ava’s✨ house. (I'm not friends with the✨✨bitch anymore✨) um, and i had put my mind on biting her. So. well. ✨✨*trying to remember shit* we were gossiping✨✨ about random ✨✨shit and she turned around, and i was like “this is it” so i ✨F**KING BIT HER✨ and she screamed like✨ bloody ✨ f**king murder and i SWEAR✨✨UGH, SHE TOLD HER MOM I WAS✨ A F**KING✨ WEREWOLF✨ AND IM LIKE BITCH NO, IM A F**KING ✨✨VAMPIRE, so we get kicked out of ✨their house and im crying✨✨ on our way home✨✨✨ because… i didn't even draw any f**king blood✨ and then i found a new obsession✨✨ blood.✨ and THAT MY FRIENDS✨ is when my paper cutting ✨addiction started✨ (my strange addiction ✨vibes go brrr) ✨ idk i’d just want ✨some blood✨ *inhale* okay moving on…. So I think it was like the summer✨ after 3rd grade (so when that summer✨✨ ended I'd be in fourth) and i✨ was still obsessed. And i really wanted to kill something✨ so, my friends✨, i plotted a murder. ✨✨On *sighs*✨ don’t hate me- a bird. Yes- i was going to kill✨ a f**king bird✨ um so one day i was ✨out and about✨ on a walk✨✨ and i saw a fatass bird.✨ he was just chillin✨ on a f**kin fence✨✨ and i was like “thats the one.” so✨ i sprinted home and grabbed a knife✨ and i found it chillin✨ on the f**kin fence✨ and…. *sighs* I stabbed it✨✨ …...✨ yeah…. I killed the damn thing. I tried to separate✨ the blood from it✨ um✨ that didn’t go well✨ Do I regret it? No...✨ only because if i hadn't killed the bird i might've killed✨ like✨✨ a cat or ✨some shit. I actually forgot this ✨ happened but i saw✨ a dead bird in my backyard and ✨remembered this moment- so….✨and now look at me✨ plotting murders on humans✨✨ to bad i’m not ready to go to jail yet✨✨ somethings wrong with me✨ i feel you judging me✨✨ i feel it✨

✨note: i buried the bird✨ i have some sanity.✨✨

That's a lot of f**king

*WHEEEEEEZE*

Lmao

*click* noice

:D

XD

bro i like blood too it cool

yes
it tastes good-

yes

it be a lot easier to read this if there wasn't a f**king star after every letter

✨✨to f**king✨✨bad✨✨

✨✨✨get✨✨✨glasses✨✨✨lil✨✨✨✨✨boi✨✨✨✨

i don't f**king need them

✨✨✨

bro i swear

✨????✨

✨✨try me✨✨✨bitch✨✨

F u c k
N o

ALSO I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER THIS LONG OML

ok

dry ass motherf**ker

2 months ago

You should have said

*too

you are going to throw up

too*

Much wow
Great story

XD

Lol

I once murdered an entire colony of ants

same-
but then i regretted it bc they dont even have blood.

hey at least welcome to the club of psychos

Don’t kill mittu

Or playgroups pet rocks, Gerald and Harold

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA- OH NOOOO- MITTU- OH SHIT-

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH-

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG- THE AVACADO ROCK- NOOOOOOOOOOO

I JUST REALIZED THE AVACADO ROCK AND MITTU ARE BOTH GREEN-

0-0

o_O

*scared cookie noises*

crinj

F**k

LMAAOOA

lmao-
i read this again and i wheezed for about 5 minutes

Nicceeeee

*mildly concerned noises*

XDDD

I sometimes dream of wanting to be a vampire.

S A M E -

*sucks on cherry juice*
🍒

LMFAOOOO-

huh okay

-v-

just know i wouldn't kill a bird again -v-

why not- and bloods cool lmao- it tastes gud-

yes- but if you drink bird blood theres a chance you might get rabies-

yea- i only drink my own blood lmao- i may be stupid but im not enough of an idiot to drink a random animals blood

Since everybody thinks blood tastes good
I must taste some

you killed a bird?

with a f**king knife

ye

how it would have flew away

as i said

it was a fatass bird, chilling on a f**king fence. like, it was FAT. now that i think about it it might have been someones pet.

oh shit you ruined someone's life

f**k

OMG MITTU— LMFAOOOOO DONT KILL NUSH’S BIRD-

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH OH SHIT-

f a t

my dear friend you are insane
why the f**k did you use like a million emojis?

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

but like a bird thats kinda pathetic
if anything id kill my little sister

oml.
if you think its pathetic dont f**king comment- go***mn.

it was a joke
killing birds and biting people named ava is sorta crazy

BRUH- now your being rude to people named Ava- pfffft-

nevermind.