how to kidnap me

wheres the memes?

right here *le yeet*

*catches memes* ok thanks can i go now?

nu. am here to kidnap u

flattering.

ikr? lmao

but why me

bc your here. and im here...and yeah...

but theres so many better kids you could kidnap

no.

ok *sits back*

well those other kids aren't already in my van are they?

no

exactly.

so where are we going?

indeed

fun

yep

o what are we gonna do when we get there

my house

is it far? i dont like cars

im gonna throw u into my basement with the other children ive kidnapped. duh.

is it dark?

ikr

you gotta have the yiff to get me

wdym

what

idk

Lmao

yee

*gets in*
where are the free memes?

*yeets them at you*...here u go.

*tries to open door*
um- why is it locked?

*yells* brian!!! unlock the door so we can kidnap this innocent stupid child!

wait-
kidnap?

ye

i dont wanna be kidnapped

too bad

*struggles*
what do you plan on doing with me?

*grabs you and puts duck tape over your mouth* no no no...don't go misbehaving or your going to end up in a deep shallow pit. *smiles*

mmf,MMF!
*struggles*

uh huh... surreeee...only a few more minutes *handcuffs you to the back of my chair*, and if your thinking about escaping then think again.

*growls quietly*

too bad.

*quietly starts cutting cuffs with knife*

just taking you to my house and putting you in my basement with the other children ive kidnapped...( :

um- do you have a crowbar back here or something?

*looks uninterested* no.

are we there yet?

*waps you* HUSH PEASANT!

(wap?)
mmf-

its my version of a smack lol

(oh okay)
mmmmf-

*rips off the tape*
GAH-
LET ME GO!

heheheehhh

*struggles*

no.

when are we?

why?

so i can escap- i mean make my stay more comcortable

comfortable*

how long am i gonna be stuck in here for?
vans arent really my favorite

ma basement

si

*turns around* hey! stop that! *puts another pair of handcuffs on you and grabs the knife* now now, i can't let you just go alerting people about what im doing...we can't have that now can we?

correction:
you can't
*yells* HELPPPP