mom be like:
you: can we get some oxygen
mom: no
you: why not
mom: cause i heard on the internet that oxygen is a drug
you: prove it
mom: without the drug you would last for 5 seconds, this is lower than any type of drug, and the lower it gets the more addictive it is
you: oh my god what have i done i have inhaled this drug for __ years now and i didn't realize it was that addictive -kermits sewer slied-
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