It's been thinking for a while?

647 views • 24 upvotes • Made by anonymous 4 years ago in LGBTQ
167 Comments
SPYDERSPIDERS-
3 ups, 4y, 2 replies
THERE ARE MORE BUTTCHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE
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1 up, 4y
Well, Yeah, Since every human has two of them



Minus people with special conditions
Pandemisexual_sponge
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
This is the best thing I’ve read today 🤣
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
Good good
SPYDERSPIDERS-
3 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Plants release gas, 

It's oxygen.

Oh my gad I'm breathing in tree farts.
[deleted]
1 up, 4y
More like, Breathing the air coming from their secondary lungs

Their farts go to their vines and grow as mushrooms
SPYDERSPIDERS-
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Do you ever think a chicken wishes it could be a young egg again?
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1 up, 4y
Nah, They're busy fantasizing about flying
SPYDERSPIDERS-
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Rhinos are unicorns that aren't skinny and white but are just as beautiful.
[deleted]
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
They're the next generation of Triceratops, actually
SPYDERSPIDERS-
2 ups, 4y
I- Oh my god you're right..
SPYDERSPIDERS-
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
If fish die in water.. does that mean they drowned?
[deleted]
1 up, 4y
No, Probably Age, Hunted or Sickness
SPYDERSPIDERS-
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
They say..

Roses are red, Violets are blue..

But violet means purple..
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0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Violet is a color itself, Kinda a mix between Blue and Purple

Still not blue though
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
EXACTLY MY POINT
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Not to mention, Roses are white aswell
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
I heard that what makes roses red is blood when you touch their thorns but I think that's a lie. Some roses are just red Ig.. or.. idk correct me if I'm wrong
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Actually, Those thorns are sort of like "Plant Herpes"
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
I- PLANTS HAVE HERPES?!?!

Why didn't anyone tell me this?

Damn school system I blame you
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
It's not contagious xD

Only they get it, And it's used for draw all the pests out
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
Nononononoonononoon i know that but like.. what if it was?

That'd be cool! Like.. you'd touch a thorn on a rose and you'd have thorns growing out of you

*0*
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y
Heh, You'd need a looooot of water for that xD
[deleted]
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
my other personality is a fish. literally. i want to go under water until i die.
[deleted]
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
One of mine is a wolf, Welcome to the animal alter club xD
[deleted]
2 ups, 4y, 2 replies
lol and also i dont wanna be underwater until i die bc i like it wanna be underwater till i die for darker reasons
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Sounds about right
[deleted]
1 up, 4y
lol
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Mine is just a woffy who enjoys a nice belly rub xD
[deleted]
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
i also have a few other ones but they're mostly either very old, dirty, creepy or all wrapped into one (yes i'm sometimes a pervert but only to myself nobody knows abt her)
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y
Heh, Would you believe me if I said mine was worse?

I literally have someone named "Lust", Guess why he's named that?
SPYDERSPIDERS-
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Is Swiss cheese in Switzerland.. just cheese?
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y
Nope, They call theirs "Ost"
SPYDERSPIDERS-
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
WAIT

IS CHINA MADE IN CHINA?!

Oh wait- It is.. 

'Cuse me I feel drunk tired rn..

Why do I have hands and WHAT IS THEIR USE?!?!
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
China is indeed made of china

Go to bed

And their use is mostly for j***ing off
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y, 2 replies
But what if I don't have a shaft.. yet?

I'm trans, want one. Don't have one, yet.
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
Can someone make that my obituary quote?

I'm not dead, I just like quotes
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Well then you rub off

or fist off
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
I- I didn't need that advice but.. thanks???
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
You're welcome xD
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
I-

Bruh I can't even fit like three-

Y'know wut Imma just shut my face
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Okay xD
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y, 9 replies
'Cuse me as I go yeet myself off my bed and crawl to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese cuz it is currently.. 3 am..
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
You could always say "Meh, F**k it" and go to sleep
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
I literally have two take melatonin every time I try to sleep, it's terrible..

Well, I think I am going to go to bed MY LEGS HURT SO BAD

Cya Reaper
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Cya!
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Damn!

Go to sleep xD
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
Nah, I got volleyball practice in 3 hours and 30 minutes but that's okay.
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
If you sleep now, You might get enough energy for that
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
nononoonononononon I got dis

I can just skip tho.. Wait do I have practice tomorrow..?

No, I don't.

But both my legs are sore :T
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y
*in russain accent* sleep? sleep is for weak. you set alarm to go do sh*t no? so go do it.
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Then at least drink some juice for some energy and muscle relief
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
My coach said drink water but that isn't doing crap
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 2 replies
JUICE! not water xD

Specially fruits like orange or pomegranate
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
I mean.. I could probably go squeeze a cutie idk

Not that kind the lil oranges
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
WE DON'T HAVE JUICEEE
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
You could've just said so xD

Anyway, Get some rest, You're gonna need it!
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
nnnanananananana no

sleep is for the weak

I will be online until I pass out
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 2 replies
Actually, Sleep is for the wise and healthy

The weak and nervous are the ones who can't sleep
SPYDERSPIDERS-
1 up, 4y
I decide not to sleep but even if I do at a reasonable time I can't sleep because my anxiety bites me in the a$$
[deleted]
1 up, 4y
*in russain accent* sleep? sleep is for weak. you set alarm to go do sh*t no? so go do it.
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