Fakie: no sadly, I made it so only I can control that stupid corruption, also if you see the eldritch cat, call me and I’ll teleport you somewhere else
Fakie: also I’ve been eaten by Blaze when she was literally like how she is now, and it was way, way more painful than it usually is, also she did choke on me
Fakie: why the f**k did those people she killed get injected with some radioactive material that literally caused something bad to happen, WAIT WHY AM I TELLING YOU IM WORRIED-
Fakie: because she’s gonna probably kill everyone- I just want to ruin everyone’s lives, not kill them all, but killing is ok unless it involves everyone dying
Fakie: so.... what should we do about Blaze? Also I saw that one of her scarf arms got a mouth on it.... and then ate Pitch using it, and she didn’t even say anything so she’s actually brain dead now