Except I don't have friends XD

Ayo sup panini head

How's it goin bagel brain XD

I’m doin good you idiot sandwich

Good to hear you moldy baguette

l o l i p o o p

how to greet ur friends 101:
hey d i p s h i t s

Wassup eagle a n u s

whats poppin d o n k e y a s s

Nothing much bull t i t s

good to hear ya t o i l e t h e a d

well have a great day p e n c i l n e c k

same to you e g g o b r a i n

bye bye c h i c k e n d i c k

see you later p e n i s f a c e

Wait! One more thing:
You screw with me one more time, I'll nail a d i c k to your head just call you d i c k f a c e

haha you wish you f o r e s k i n f l e s h y - f a c e

you call her panini head

An exaggeration but kinda yeah XDD