Friends told me this joke, I died laughing

THERE ARE ONLY TWO PARACHUTES. THE DOCTOR SAID "I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE ONE. MY WORK IS SAVING LIVES AND I'M ON THE VERGE OF A MEDICAL DISCOVERY." HE GRABS A BAG AND JUMPS OUT. THE PRIEST LOOKED AT THE CHILD. "SON. I HAVE LIVED A WHOLESOME LIFE. I HAVE TOOK THE HIGH ROAD AND HAVE LED MANY LIVES TO CHRIST. I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. YOU ARE JUST A KID AND GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU. YOU CAN TAKE THE OTHER PARACHUTE."; THE LITTLE BOY SMILED. "THANKS, BUT WE BOTH CAN GO. HE GRABBED MY BACKPACK."