2

"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

XD
true

69

I knew SOMEONE-

Siri or Cortana should say "uhm..." "uh..." "hm..." instead of showing a buffering animation.

Lmao yea they should

Lmao
I could pick a different one I'd you want-

S u r e w h y n o t
But I said your shower thought already-
W h a t e v e r

Oh I didn't see it lol

done

No, say the number-

7

As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.

ayyyy

14

When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.