Blobfishy announcmens

101 views • 3 upvotes • Made by _-the-good-therapist-_ 4 years ago in MS_memer_group
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[deleted] M
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
pathetic. you need to break him mentally, not physically.
_-the-good-therapist-_
1 up, 4y
Oh no he started crying and screaming "I want my mommy" after I did it so I think he's already broke mentally
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
_-the-good-therapist-_
1 up, 4y, 2 replies
NOOOO I JUST ESCAPED PRISON I CANT GO BACK
_-the-good-therapist-_
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
*throws chair at cops* YOUR NEVER GONNA CATCH ME ALIVE
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
cop 1: OH NO THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!

cop 2: what do you want me to do?

cop 1: drive?
_-the-good-therapist-_
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
*breaks into the cop car* catch me now bish *starts driving away
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
cop 1: shoot the car!

cop 2: i don't have a car...

cop 1: what... why!?

cop 2: i left it in the car...

cop 1: you stupid little

cop 2:what about your gun?

cop 1:oh
_-the-good-therapist-_
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
*starts driving away quicker*

Me:your never gonna get me

*shoots cop 2*

*crashes into lampost*
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
cop 1: noooo! oh it was cop 2.

cop 2: tell my wife... that... that... i ate the last slice of pie...

cop 2: im dead

cop 1: yeah im not doing that. 

*runs after the car*
_-the-good-therapist-_
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
*jumps out the car*

Me:sh- I got to run how did I crash I ain't that bad

*starts running towards the cop*

Me:I has a plan
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Cop 1: so do I just shoot them... or....?
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y
*tackles and steals gun

Me:you better not move or this will be the last time you see daylight

*points gun at head*
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Cop 1: you don't have to do this!
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Me:oh but I want to

Me:im gonna beat you so hard

*pulls out uno cards*

Me:IN UNO WOOOO I LOVE UNO

me:if you win I won't shoot ya
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Cop 1: ok?
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
*gives uno cards*

Me:your gonna regret coming after me

*puts down blue 8*
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
*puts down yellow 8*
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y, 2 replies
*puts down yellow +4*

Me:hehe
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
*uses shoot his head*
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y
Uses feet*
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y, 6 replies
cop 1: oh frick you

*picks up 4*

cop 1: oh nevermind these are good
_-the-good-therapist-_
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
Me:dammit I don't have any more yellows

*picks up one*
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y
*puts down yellow 4+*

cop 1:ha ha!
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Me:I was gonna say shit

*places down turn block*

Me:haha beat that!

*places down 3 yellow*
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y
cop 1: frick!
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Me:Piece of sugar

*picks up 4*
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y
cop 1: sugar? 

*puts down yellow 1*
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y, 2 replies
Me:PIECE OF SHI-

*shoots hos leg from far away*
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y
cop 1: ah frick! i should've gone for the head!
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y
His*
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
*runs to him*

Me:any last words
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y
cop 2: yeah... eat this!

*shoots your other arm*
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
*places down 2nd to last card*

Me:UNO once I place this card you die
Pastryofsomekind
0 ups, 4y
cop 1: its a good thing, that i always carry a...

BACKUP GUN!

*shoots your arm*

*runs*
_-the-good-therapist-_
0 ups, 4y
Who wants a story time on why I broke his nose
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BLOB FISHY ANNOUNCEMENTS; I BROKE A KIDS NOSE TODAY AND IM VERY PROUD ALSO IM CONFUSING