Surprised Pikachu

Derek: Well ok then

Kayden: i dunno, sounds pretty powerful...

derek: nothing a good kick in the ass could fix

Kayden: aight, let's stop in it it's tracks?

Derek: Ok

Kayden: aight, GO! GARCHOMP!
*Garchomp comes out of a pokeball*

Derek; Go magnezone

Kayden: Garchomp, Fly!
*he gets on Garchomp and starts flying to the Lab*

*Magenezone go vrooom

*some team galactic grunts are protecting the Lab, which has some weird dark energy coming from it*
Kayden: great, grunts
Grunt A: hey! What are you kids doin' here?
(ever played Pokken Tournament?)

(yeah, beat the game without loosing a battle)
Derke: thunderbolt

(yeah, this basically them expiri- nahh, i'm not spoiling the surprise)
Grunt B: WOAH WOAH WOAH! WE DON'T HAVE POKEMON OUT YET! *sends out a Drapion*
Grunt A: yeah, CHILL! *sends out Skuntank*
Kayden: *yawns* Garchomp, Earthquake!
*aaaand they're rekt*

Derek: wasent aiming for the pokemon

Grunts: *blah blah blah, how did we lose bullshit*
Kayden: Were you trying to KILL THE TRAINERS?!

Derek: No, just fry them a bit, if I wanted to kill them I could have squashed em

Kayden: oh, DEW IT! *steps aside so he can shock them*
Grunts: AH! NO! DON'T!

*thunderbolt*

Grunts: OUCHIE!!! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
Kayden: *laughter*

Derek: PFFFFFT

Kayden: aight, let's stop this experiment
*goes in*

Derek: *also goes in

*an alarm sounds*
Rocket Grunt: hey!
Skull Grunt: the HECK are you doin' here?!

Derek: Use rapid spin!

RG: go! Raticate!
SG: go (i forgot what pokemon Team Skull has!)
Kayden: Lucario, go! Use Aura Sphere!

Derek: Go gyrados, use waterfall! Magenton, keep using rapid spin

*their pokemon faint*
Grunts: we always fight strong trainers...
Kayden: MOVE WE'RE STOPPING THIS EXPIREMENT!

*gyrados just flies through the walls*

Kayden: how is that Gyarados flying through the walls?!

Derek: smashing through em

(oohhh)
Kayden: ok, keep smashin' through them walls boi
Guzma: well well well... *walks up gangsta style*

derek: Am I supposed to know you?

Kayden: this is THE Guzma, leader of Team Skull!
Guzma: he gets it!

Derek: Never heard of him, must not be that famous

Guzma: GRRRR-
Kayden: wait, i thought you disbanded Team Skull years ago?
Guzma: I did, but i reformed it, we're helpin' Team Rocket create 'dis new pokemon

*gyrados whacks guzma into a wall with its tail

Guzma: 'ey! not cool bro!
*Golisopod falls from his belt*
Kayden: .-. a water-bug type!

Derek: thunderbolt *supereffective on golisapod*

Kayden: oh yeah! Go Pikachu!
*Pikachu runs off of his shoulder*
Pikachu: you forgot about me?!
Kayden: sorry, just use Thunder!
Guzma: Golisopod, First Impression!

Oki let’s do this

aight
Kayden: so, i heard about some news...

Aaron: About what?

Kayden: apparently, team rocket's at it again

Aaron: Ugh....

Kayden: they're creating some kind of pokemon...
(you ever played Pokken Tournament?)

Aaron: What Pokémon?
(No but I want to)

Kayden: i don't know, i just heard it's kinda like mewtwo, but much stronger...

Aaron: That’s bad. Real bad.

Kayden: yeah, if they get a Pokemon THAT strong, we'd be in some serious trouble

Aaron: Yeah.

Kayden: i mean, you saw how strong they got with Mewtwo!

Aaron: Yeah. *Riolu gets out of his pokeball*
Riolu: Olu Olu!

Lucario: aww look, little me!
Kayden: cool- wait, you're a new trainer?

Aaron: Yeah!
*Noibat breaks out*
Noibat: Noi Noi!

Kayden: cool!
(wait, should we both be new trainers?)

Aaron: Yeah!
(Yeah)

(aight)
Kayden: me too!
Pikachu: yo!

Aaron: Ok, where to?
Riolu: Hey Pikachu!
Noibat: Sup yall

Kayden: hmm, i think i know, Team Rocket's lab!
(guess i'll de-evolve Lucario)
Riolu: how we get there-

Aaron: How do we get there?
Noibat: No idea...

Kayden: hmm, we fly!
*sends out Gabite*
Gabite: what? I can't fly until I evolve!
Kayden: oh yeah *puts him back*

Aaron: Then we better train up! *Catches a Pidgey* Ok let’s go.

Kayden: wait, I have a Gyarados!
*sends out Gyarados*
Gyarados: *demonic roar*

Noibat and Riolu: Oh shit.
Aaron: NICE!

Kayden: hop on, we're going to stop team rocket!

Aaron: *Gets on* Ok Ryu. Get on.
Riolu: *Gets on*
Aaron: Noibat, I think I can trust you to follow us.

Kayden: Pikachu, please don't use your electricity
Pikachu: awww
Riolu: YAY! NO ELECTRICITY!
*they start flying*

Aaron: Ok Noibat! Let’s go!
Noibat: *Follows*
Ryu (Mah Shiny Riolu): This is gonna be good.

(jealousy 100)
*a few hours later*
Kayden: c'mon, how far is this place?!
*they're flying over the ocean*

Ryu: *Sleep*
Aaron: I don’t know....

*the water starts doing weird stuff*
Kayden: wtf-
Riolu: ?!?!

Ryu: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!
Aaron: Holy...

*kyogre rises from the water and it starts raining*
Kayden: KYOGRE?!?!
Pikachu: electricity?
Kayden: not yet Pikachu

Ryu: HOLY SHIT!
Aaron: IVE NEVER EXPECTED THIS

*Lugia rises from the water as well, they seem to be fighting*
Kayden: are they fighting?
Riolu: looks like it!
Pikachu: electricity?
Kayden: not yet!

Ryu: That’s it. *Runs at Kyogre*
Aaron: RYU STOP!

*Gabite grabs Ryu*
Gabite: oh, i don't think so

Ryu: Oh I think so! *Kicks Gabite and keeps running*

Gabite: ow, what the hell?! *so pissed he uses dragon pulse on Ryu*
Kayden: GABITE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Ryu: Hell no. *Blocks and keeps running*

Gabite: c'mere you little shit *uses draco meteor*

Ryu: *Uses brick break* *Keeps running*

Gabite: *dodges, grabs Ryu again, then yeets him back on Gyarados*

Ryu: *Jumps over him and onto Lugia*

Gabite: so nobody's gonna help? Okay *uses crunch on Ryu*

Ryu: *Blocks and knocks him off with brutal swing*

Gabite: *holds on by one of Lugia's fins, and Throat chops him right off of Lugia*

Ryu: *Hangs on* Bye bitch. *Grabs him and uses fling*

Gabite: hell no! *grabs Lugia's tail, hoists himself up, and comes in for a dragon rush*

Ryu: *Uses Blaze kick*

*not very effective*
Gabite: *uses dragon rush, launching him off*

Ryu: *Grabs on* OI! LUGIA! CAN YOU STOP FIGHTING FOR FIVE MINUTES?!

Lugia: *not listening and dives underwater again*
Gabite: AAAH

Ryu: *Jumps off and back onto Gyarados*

Gabite: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Kayden: GYARADOS, DIVE!
*Gyarados dives underwater*

Ryu: Oh hell no!

Gabite: *muffled by the water* HEEELLPPP!!!!
Kayden: *sees Gabite* OVER THERE!
Gyarados: *swims over to Gabite and he grabs on*

Ryu: Ugh.

*they fly above the water*
Kayden: what the HELL were you thinking?!

Ryu: *Whistles*

Kayden: i'm talking to you, Ryu

Ryu: *Still whistling*

Kayden: answer me little guy!

Ryu: Mmmm... No.

Kayden: get off my Gyarados then

Ryu: Mmmmm... No.

Kayden: *holds on to Gyarados and he goes upside down*

Ryu: *Holds on*

Pikachu: can i shock him
Kayden: sure
Pikachu: :D *shocks Ryu* oops!

Ryu: *Holding on still* Doesn’t even hurt.

*Pikachu uses thunder*

Ryu: *No pain* Bruh.

Pikachu: OFFA OUR RIDE! *volt tackle*

Ryu: No u *Blaze kicks him off*

Pikachu: *unaffected* get a load of this idiot!

Ryu: You’re the same one with your retarded electric moves

Pikachu: nah, you're trash until you evolve

Ryu: You’re trash period.

Pikachu: i will slap you so hard you'll wish you never said that

Ryu: *Sarcastic* Oh no! Shit rats gonna slap me! I’m so afraid!

Pikachu: *raises his hand but he doesn't slap him, he gets hit by aeroblast*

Ryu: HAHA!

(ryu got hit by Aeroblast)

Ryu: Ow!

Pikachu: HAH!

Ryu: *Slap* Shut the f**k up

Pikachu: no u *slaps him back, harder*

Ryu: *Slaps him back even harder*

Pikachu: don't get into a slap fight with me! *slaps much harder*

Ryu: I. Just. DID! *Slaps him Off*

(lol why are we always fighting in our rps)
Pikachu: *still standing his ground and slaps Ryu off*

Ryu: *Stays on* IMMA KILL YOU!
Noibat: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Pikachu: why should i? Mini bat?!

Noibat: *Pulls out a gun* F**king stop.

(wait, guns don't exist in pokemon)

(Oop)
Noibat: *Screeches*

Pikachu: *covers his ears* what?

Noibat: Well, Bye Pikachu.
*Pikachu falls*
Ryu: He forgot we were upside down

*but they aren't anymore*
Pikachu: what are you talking about?

Ryu: OH COME ON!
Noibat: Now stop.

Kayden: CAN YOU STOP FIGHTING FOR FIVE SECONDS?!

Noibat: Exactly!

Pikachu: nah
Kayden: stop or get in the pokeball
Pikachu: ! OKAY! I'LL STOP!

Ryu: Fine.

*more hours later*
Kayden: *throwing a pokeball into the air*

Ryu: Zzz...

*land finally appears*
Kayden: ! LAAAAAAAAAAAAND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ryu: Finally.
Aaron: YES!

Kayden: i swear to GOD if this isn't Kanto
*it's not Kanto, it's Hoenn*

Ryu: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Kayden: DAMMIT, I WISH RIP CAME WITH US
Rip: what? why do you wish i was with you?
*they landed and Rip is there*
Kayden: .-. cause you have a Kadabra, which can teleport

Ryu: Yesss
Aaron: Yeah

Gyarados: *tired af*
Kayden: *puts him back in his pokeball*
Rip: where to, losers?
Kayden: Kanto!

Aaron: Kanto!

Rip: alright *Kadabra comes out* Avada Kedavra, to Kanto!
*Kadabra teleports them all to Kanto*

Ryu: Finally.

Kayden: hello Kanto!
Rip: why are we here exactly?
Kayden: team rocket's at it aga-
Rip: SHUT! I'M KILLING THOSE IDIOTS!

Ryu: Yeah
Aaron: Yeah!

Kayden: NO MURDER!
Rip and basically all of Kayden/Rip's pokemon: AWWW!

Ryu: OH COME ON! I WANTED TO KILL!

Kayden: what is wrong with you people?!
Rip: yes

Ryu: Many things. Let’s go.

Kayden: hey, i'm head of this operation, i say when we-
Rip: can we go already?
Kayden: let's go

Ryu: Yeah

*they arrive at the lab*
Kayden: you guys ready? cause when we go in, there's no turning back...

Ryu: *Nod* Lets kick ass

Kayden: yeah *walks in*

Ryu: *Walks in*
Noibat: *Flies in*

*an alarm sounds and some grunts appear*
Galactic grunt: OI! WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOIN' HERE
Skull Grunt: Y'ALL NEED TO LEAVE!

Ryu: Nah.
Noibat: Nah.

Kayden: *sigh* let's get this over with *sends out Gabite*
Galactic Grunt: *sends out Skuntank*
Skull Grunt: *sends out (i forgot what pokemon team skull has! :D)

(They send out alolan ratata.)
Ryu: Hmmph. *Stands ground*
Noibat: Easy.

(eh, let's evolve it)
Skull: Raticate, Hyper Fang!
Galactic: Toxic!
Kayden: Gabite, Earthquake!
*dead goes the skuntank!*

Ryu: *Uses Brick break*
*Raticate ded*
Ryu: Get out of our way.

Ryu: *Uses Brick break*
*Raticate ded*
Ryu: Get out of our way.

Grunts: *blah blah blah, how did we lose bullshit and leave*
Kayden: let's go

Ryu: ok. *Runs*

Guzma: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Kayden: GUZMA?!

Ryu: Who’s Guzma?

Kayden: *facepalm*
Guzma: SERIOUSLY, WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW WHO I AM?!
Rip: he's the leader of team Skull

Ryu: Oh. Ohhhhh.

Guzma: GRRR, BOSS- never thought i'd say THAT again- SAID TO GET RID OF ANY GOODY-TWO SHOES KIDS THAT TRY TO SCREW THIS UP!

Ryu: Shut the hell up you white haired retarded ass Child of Denki and Albert Einstein.

Guzma: listen here you little shit, wannabe of your evolution, all i need to do is kick you and you'd faint, you're worthless until you evolve!
(damn, i can't believe i'm roasting my favorite baby pokemon)

Ryu: You’re worthless period you hot headed BITCH!

Guzma: little shit thinks he's worth something

Ryu: When in reality, you’re not! So f**k off you useless trash.

Guzma: who is this dumbass talking to? is there a mirror somewhere?

Ryu: Explains why you keep talking about yourself so badly.

Guzma: explains why you're trash

Ryu: *Sarcasam* Wow. Such a roast.