Cameron: (Sneaks up behind him) SURPRISE MOTHERFLIPPER! [Dumps a bucket of water on him and runs off)

Me IRL: just because you turned him into stone for 300+ years does not mean he can't age. plus, grace accidentally locked him in the house or 2 days straight and he was just fine when we finally unlocked the door.

logically it brought his age into a timestop

Me IRL: he was still perfectly fine when Grace locked him in his own house for 2 days straight. therefor, he can take care of himself.

Where is SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me IRL: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. GO PLAY FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' !

*justice soul appears* Samuel: here is Grace's address.
(yes, Samuel is My justice soul's name)

thx

Samuel: You are welcome. also I think cross kissed dream earlier.

OH REALLY (tp to cross)

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What can I saaaaaaaaaaaaaaay except delete this

Passive Nightmare: Beautiful just Beautiful

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T GET SHIPPED WITH YOUR CORRUPTED SELF!

Shut Up while i finally have the chance to take control

Cross: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christopher (bravery soul): good job, brother, good job.
(the justice, bravery, and kindness souls are brothers)

Samuel: HEY!

What can I saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay exept *loads AK-47* D E L E T E T H I S

Stop showing me that sin

would you like an AK-47?

Sure

*gives AK-47* *loads own AK-47* I have some other weapons in my weapons closet. there is 10 of every weapon on earth. except for the huge ones. the mobile ones.

Good Very Good

*Grabs a sword from the weapon closet(the one I can summon from mid-air)* choose your pick.

:)

I have many weapons in me like Dream's arrow

like. INSIDE you.

yes i'm goop after all

you can keep what you choose BTW

Ok My candle staff you took from me

I never took that from you.

Then who did

PROBABLY YOUR MOM EVER SINCE I BROUGHT HER BACK!

PROBABLY YOUR MOM EVER SINCE I BROUGHT HER BACK!

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video evidence that I brought your mom back

I don't have one

Well the tree of light and darkness is my mom

But I released her spirit. and now assumes a physical form. and then killer told he thought he saw a green woman taking with a quite pissed look on her face.
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ok

Noot. STAHP BEING OVERPROTECTIVE OF DREAM! HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF!

Who are you

Me IRL: A HUMAN GIRL WHO STALKS YOU AND THE AU’S ON THE INTERNET

O-0 well you don't see that everyday

Me IRL: but please. stop being so overprotective of dream. he can take care of himself.

Me IRL: just because you turned him into stone for 300+ years does not mean he can't age. plus, grace accidentally locked him in the house or 2 days straight and he was just fine when we finally unlocked the door.

No I'm the older one