Gather all the money in the world, and i would still hesitate-
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ah, i see
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I'd do it for free
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Umbra: *prepares a fireball attack*
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death star: *activates*
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Umbra: i'm immune to heat-based attacks lmaooo
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Umbra: bullshit
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*activates shot in the arm*
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Umbra: *burns the other 2 charges*
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me: *gobbles up the flames*
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Umbra* it's poison fire and you're going to die
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me: *uses an ender pearl to get to you and slices arm off with sword*
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Umbra: *cooks the severed arm with demon fire and eats it, and the arm grows back*
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me: *pulls out pistol and just shoots you*
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Umbra: *teleports out of the way*
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*flex tape gets repaired by flex seal*
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Umbra: *burns the flex seal*
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same, kinda awkward huh?
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Umbra: lmao *launches a giant purple fireball at yo ass*
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*me who was made with flex tape*: YOU AINT BREAKING S**t!
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Umbra: *burns through the flex tape*
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*me who is immune to every thing in the universe*
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Umbra: *uses the spike on the end of her tail to slice you into pieces and then opens portals to random locations in the universe and scatters the pieces*