This made me wheeze
Little Johnny watch his dads go by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw dad and aunt jay in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home he started to tell his mother "mommy as i was at the playground i saw daddys car go into the woods with aunt jay. I went back to look he was giving aunt jay a big kiss, and then he was helping her take off her shirt, and she was helping him take off his pants..." at this point mom cut off little Johnny and said "Johnny, this is such an interesting story lets save the rest for supper time. I want to see the look on daddy's face, when you tell him it tonight". At dunner that evening, mom asked little Johnny to tell the story. "i was at the playground i saw daddys car go into the woods with aunt jay. I went back to look he was giving aunt jay a big kiss, and then he was helping her take off her shirt, and she was helping him take off his pants then aunt jay and daddy were doing the same stuff mommy and uncle bill used to do when daddy was away on the oil rigs" after little Johnny said that mom fainted.
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