Litterally just roast me

i would but i wouldnt

Why not? Hun, I'm not that bad.

Sorry, my mom taught me not to burn nice things. Let alone perfection.

How sweet

i’m terrible at roasting so...

Cool

eh just roast me

I dont have anything to roast you about.

oh oki

👍

Your entire existance is a rare insult

Your entire existence caused pollution

(Great comeback!)
You're like the Hyenas from The Division (Insert image here)

Me who doesnt even know what that is: 👁👄👁

You are the definition of a 19 year old that likes anime and gacha. You look like a pre-k dropout.

Your the definition of a 6 year old boy who cusses after he dies in fortnite and then goes and brag to his friends on how he won

I know you are, but what am i?

Oh god please no.. not the cringy insults AAAAAA

Your like Henry from music freaks

It looks like if I scan that character’s wrist I’d get a 30% discount at Home Depot.

Why Home Depot you ask? Well, that is where this character gets his ladder and rope.

Look mr x-ray. That ladder and rope would be a gift to you. Y'know like a treat.

The amount of randomness in the character you placed it the amount of stupidity you have
A lot.
Looking for a mirror? Okay go ahead. Roast me so you know how you are. Try and blame your idioticness on me? Sorry, not happening you little kid who was held back in preschool.
Did you know your mom thinks you're an alien cuz you don't have a brain? Sorry, but someone had to tell the truth. Now go on home and cry to your mommy and give up.

(SORRY! DON'T MEAN THIS! JUST WANTED TO GIVE OUT A GOOD ROAST)

I'll beat you with my yeezys before I hear another word from you

you know,i'd try to rickroll you,but i want to give you up,let you down,AND run around ad desert you

gacha a*s lookin mfer

I'm sure you have more creativity then this

yea i just don't care

Good for you. You get a participation trophy

i can roast you if you say who asked because i can roast someone i don't know that says who asked

* I can roast you if you say who asked because I can roast someone I don't know that says who asked (No offense I just fixed your I's)

Dont tell everyone your battle strategy before war. You wouldve died either way, painfully, but it's still good to be careful. ♡

pain in 3,2,1!

your a human equivalent of a paripitation award ​
you must have been born on a road, cause thats where accidents happen
your the reason Allen walker started running
the doctor threw you out the window. the window threw you back.
if I mr beast gave me a dollar every time you said something smort, i'll be a broke man
I like your hair. how did you make it come out of your nostrils like that?
your mom is so fat, when she jumped off the battle bus, she broke the f**king map
you should appreciate the fact that mirrors don't laugh.
you caused the pestilence. (SCP)
when i see your face, the only thing it changes is the direction I'm walking in.
if laughter was the cure to everything, you face would be curing cancer.
not even chucky wants to play with you.
if you look at a hedgehog, it'll turn into sonic.
you make turtles run.
your the reason why cheetahs run.
your existence is a insult to god.

Is no one here creative? This honestly just a truckload of stolen insults that I'm sure you just waltzed upon and said: I'm such a pro roaster.... this will be epic....

well great comeback, but I was playing minecraft, and i used my favorite modpack, your moma gay.

Thank you for noticing sirre.