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how tho?

Leo: THATS PERFECT. if she as much as has a molecule of her on that ring, we can bring her back my dude.

Blaze: wait, so i've wanted to die for years, and i didn't have to?!
Bolt: .-.

Leo: Hand me this ring. I can recreate her anatomy, body, face, and everything
Andy: Then I transfer life force into her, and that'll bring her back.

Blaze: *sigh* fine *gives them the ring*

Leo: We still have about 1-2 years before we can do anything about this creature tho.

Bolt: well, we'll be ready for it!
Blaze: we'll be ready to take it down!
Supernova: what do we do for one-two years?

Leo: t r a i n our powers further

Blaze: we're good anyways
Scorch: we're more powerful than that... thing
Bolt: we could still use some training
Supernova: .-.

Leo:*starts thinking in his head while forming up a body* this is what she looked like correct?

(just pretend its right)

Blaze: y- yes
Bolt: hmm, i think you need a new look...
Supernova: DEMON BEGONE!
*turns Blaze into an angel*

Andy an everyone:*high fiving* well thats a job well done in't it?

Blaze: yeah, i guess
Bolt: that thing the government is planning is still out there
Scorch: it'll be no problem for us!

Leo: Huh-

Blaze: i'm an angel now?!
Supernova: don't worry, you still have your demon powers
Bolt: just more... nice...

Andy:*fist bumps blaze
Leo: (image)

Blaze: i- i thought i'd never see you again!
Scorch: m- me too!

Andy: That's our issue to deal with

Supernova: c'mon guys, if it's your problem:
Everyone: it's our problem!

Andy: Blaze get ready to meet her again *transfers life force into the body as it begins to look proper*

Scorch: *slowly comes back to life*
Blaze: oh god, what do i say?!
Bolt: put your hand on her shoulder and say: "hey"

Leo: Woah-

Scorch: *her eyes slowly start to open*
Blaze: that's a Spider-man reference-
Bolt: exactly

Andy: do it blaze, do it.

Scorch: *looks around*
Blaze: *puts his hand on her shoulder* hey
Scorch: BLAZE?! *hugs*

Andy and everyone else except blaze and scorch:

(XD)
*they're still hugging*

b y s t a r t i n g i t

(basic dialogue)

ik
i'm saying idk how to start it

Andy: *walking and talking with Leo*
Leo:*turns* oh hi

Bolt: you again
Blaze: these idiots...

Leo: Hey bolt, how've you been?
Andy: Yo guys whats up

Bolt: hey Leo, i've been good
Blaze: still don't want to be a part of your group...

Andy: We've been doing great
Leo: Yup

Bolt: still don't know what the government is planning?
Blaze: *sigh* still want my revenge

Andy: Blaze we never even bought up the group- we actually forgot about it
Leo: Thats good to know Bolt

Bolt: well, how have you guys been
Blaze: ...

Leo: YO NOVA
Andy: whats up man

Supernova: hey everyone
Bolt: say... aren't you god?
Supernova: yes, why?
Blaze: *idea* that means you can be whatever you want-
Lucario: MEANING THAT YOU CAN BE A DNA PREDECESSOR!

Andy: Yes it'll have our powers and strengths combined. So it'll have Leo's genius plus speed, with my insane physical power and elemental capabilities.
Leo: It only then makes sense that we have to fight it as a duo to beat it.

Bolt: a trio!
Blaze: Quartet!
Lucario: pentatet?
Supernova: as a team!

Leo: Uh- this story is a lot more complicated than that. Nova would probably be able to pull that off, but our dna isn't regular dna, in fact its from a whole other plane of reaity
Andy: Yup, our powers have always been growing more and more, and it always felt a bit different from our regular dna, but after a while, we found that out.

Supernova: hm... so you're getting stronger continuously
Blaze: GREAT! MY IMPOSTER IS GONNA BE STRONGER THAN ME!

Leo: We wanna test our abilities against one of you guys here.
Andy: We already know we'd lose to Nova without him trying.

Supernova: yeah, pretty much
Blaze: we never really fought before
Bolt: we'll fight you in a little 2v2!
Lucario: (image) ON WITH THE FIGHTING!

Andy: You finally wanna work together on this? We were planning to take this creature on our own. Because we need to clear out the fact that we're actually good people.
Leo: Yeah we're still highly misunderstood for the bad guys

Blaze: eh, i guess... who knows? Midnight might show up!
Bolt: alright!
Supernova: i'll be looking forward to Midnight's arrival!
Lucario: We'll beat the crap outta both of 'em

Andy:Yes sir. Our growth is exponential.

Supernova: *turns to Blaze* don't worry, i'll make sure you're still matched for power *turns back to Leo and Andy* So this...thing... it has your powers?

Andy: No we knew what they've been planning for years. But now, they have a hold of our dna
Leo: And They're currently experimenting on it, we have info from on of their workers.

Bolt: wait, WHAT?!
Blaze: did they catch you guys?!
Lucario: *walks up* hey

Leo: No. We got a bit carried away in a fight a couple years back. The government found traces of our dna there. If it wasn't for one of their agents alerting us about it, we wouldn't have known unless we came back there

Bolt: oh
Blaze: THIS IS STILL TERRIBLE!
Lucario: why can't we just attack them now?

Leo: You see the problem with that is-
Andy: No matter how strong you are, you can even destroy multiverses, you're not gonna land on scratch on that creature or his experiment equipment. Accordingly to our prophecy, only the "dna predecessors" are able to hurt him, those dna predecessors are us.

Supernova: you know who MADE you that?
*flies down from heaven*
Bolt: Nova!
Blaze: sup bud?!
Lucario: ah, there's my trainer

Leo:They're experiment is an automatic process, we won't be able to get through it.
Andy: We're better off staying here, we actually wanna deal with this creature.

(btw dude, this "world ending prophecy creature" is actually gonna become an oc of itself)

(sounds awesome)
Bolt: ah, okay
Blaze: hmm, maybe we can get through it
Lucario: we'll need some serious power though...

Andy: Blaze you seem a bit less cold and rude as usual. thats a good sign I guess *gets in stance*
Leo: Alright then. This could be a no bars held match, but we'd probably go extra-

Blaze: just because i'm acting nice doesn't mean i am nice *draws his katanas*
Bolt: Let's make this quick, very quick *turns his robot arm into a sword*

Andy: *creates a flaming sword*
Leo: Yeah thats reasonable *creates an electric axe*

Blaze: *lights his katanas on fire and slashes at Andy*
Bolt: *slashes at Leo*

Leo: Andy you should hold back a bit. I've already done so many calculations over bolts arm in my head, chances are you're probably gonna break his arm.
Andy: This is gonna be a bit of fun
(Andy can break just about anything, every metal, every form of alloy, even diamonds and planets)

(Bolt's arm is made from a mix between an unknown mineral that's 10x stronger than vibranium, aaand vibranium)
Bolt: i'd like to see you try
Blaze: careful, Andy's pretty strong, actually hurt me...

Leo:*snickers* Bolt, so Nova read Blaze's mind. The "im starting to like these guys" is whats on blaze's mind

Bolt: yes, i know... it's strange how he's liking someone, he hasn't liked someone since...
Blaze: *flashbacks to when Scorch (his GF) died to Midnight*
Supernova: since his old girl died...

Leo: I can do lots in 3 seconds. watch this *disappears and immediately reappears* I went to a whole other galaxy and back

Bolt: cool
Blaze: nice
Supernova: *yawn* so we're just not gonna see this fight end?
Lucario: I've still got some popcorn left!

Andy: uh- Im Immune to water-
Leo: Its gonna be a 1v1 so andy and bolt are gonna fight first

(Andy is immune to water because he can heat it past boiling point, which makes it fire like heat, so he could just absorb it, or just take it. he's also immune to fire, which explains why he has water immunity)

Bolt: ah, i see *his arm gets covered with rocks and dirt again*
Blaze: aight

Andy: wait bolt *cleans bolts arm up* there thats good now

Bolt: nah, i like it this way *it does it again* i just don't like it normally

Leo:No wonder. That makes a lot. I hope you guys get to kill him if you haven't already.

Bolt: we can never seem to finish him off
Blaze: he always runs away somehow
Supernova: and we don't know why
Lucario: my aura can't even track him

Leo: Thats good for now. We appear to be on much better bonds than last time we met. I remember when Nova tossed us into space .-.
Andy: *laughs a bit* yup, its really changed.

Supernova: what do you mean "i'm actually starting to like these guys?" *turns to Blaze*
Blaze: DAMMIT! I FORGOT YOU COULD READ MINDS!
Bolt: *visible confusion*

(Yeah Andy can break every kind of metal including vibranium. If he were to punch the metal hard enough he would send earth shattering shockwaves)
Andy: So lets begin

Bolt: *cracks his knuckles* oh, this is going to be easy *his arm turns a clear blue, and he gets surrounded by water*
Blaze: let's get this over with, my rival's impostor! *lights himself on fire*

Leo: Yup this things got all kinds of surprises. *takes the sword and opens the hilt* inside this sword is- a knife. This knife here has perfect precision that it could cut molecules and also resharpens itself. It's pretty much the same as the sword.

Blaze: and you did this in seconds?!
Bolt: don't be surprised, i cleaned up a whole planet in... 3 seconds?
Supernova: the planet was 2x the size of Jupiter, btw

Leo: NO WAIT. maybe if you have something that has connection to her, such as maybe a piece of her hair, or smth that has her dna on it, we could bring her back with that.

Blaze: ... no, only this ring she gave me...

Leo: Me and Andy have insanely good senses. I could stop him from ever running away with my speed, and Andy could set-up traps.

Supernova: you don't understand, his power far surpasses any of your powers, I can barely beat him myself!
Bolt: incredibly smart, he'd see the trap from a mile away! LITERALLY!
Blaze: and his reflexes are INSANE, he'd be able to dodge or counter a lot of your attacks!

Leo: The problem with that is- we have the ultimate trap technique. The elemental cage. We have set-up a small boundary across the entire known universe. and if we were to fight a big enough threat, we can use it at will. No matter how fast you are, there's no escaping that, not even teleportation of light speed is helping you.
Andy: And by then you guys could kill him, cause we can nullify all the dudes powers including his defenses, so he'll be nothing but a defenseless creature. If he escapes, the hand of a Satanic demon so powerful that his mere presence would destroy the omniverse would grab him and send him down to this other plane of reality, which would kill him immediately.

Supernova: you STILL don't get it
All of them at once: Midnight IS Satan!
Bolt: he's Satan but as a werewolf!

(its not a small boundary there are bits of this set-up all across the verse)

Leo: Satan is a cute puppy compared to this demon however. We ourselves have scared satan with our auras.
Andy: We know what we do. We can go places with our knowledge. It'll help you guys defeat him

Midnight: *werewolf howl as he appears from nowhere it seems* Hello prey!
Supernova: MIDNIGHT!
Bolt: Midnight! *his arm goes sword mode
Blaze: YOU! *draws his new scimitar*
Lucario: GRRR! *aura flares around him*

Andy:*dodges the attack and socks him with Planetary force and begins punching rapidly*
Leo:*appears behind Midnight and shocks him with his hands*

Midnight: these guys are harder than you, still easy, but they're at least a challenge!
*grabs Andy and yeets him so hard he goes all the way to the forest*
Supernova: NO! *grabs Midnight so that Leo can hit him*
Midnight: GRRR *tries to bite Supernova*

Andy: Hey dude. Is there a body of her anywhere? I can- bring her back.
Leo: Yep. We have insane life force energy. Our life energy is limitless, because we're immortal. We can transfer enough into her, and she'll be alive again.

Blaze: there was no body, *intense pain* it disintegrated, the only way i can see her again is if i *points to heaven*

Andy: BLAZE! ARE YOU OKAY *transfers his energy into blaze, healing blaze's wound*. This should- do i- *he crumbles to the ground*
Leo: You all okay people? Andy's fine, he just transferred 90%, he's not going to die soon

Blaze: no, *pain* let- let me die
Bolt: BLAZE, NO!
Supernova: BLAZE, PLEASE, DON'T-

Andy: FLAMING WYVERN GRADE II *shoots a planet sized Wyvern up in the air*
Leo: ELECTRIC LEVIATHAN GRADE II *shoots an equally large Leviathan in the air*

Clones of Andy: 200 HAND SCORCHING STRIKE *they all begin punching at him with fiery fists with planetary force*
Clones of Leo: ELECTRIC BARRAGE FIST *all begin punching at him with electrifying fists*

Midnight: *nearly dead*
Blaze: i'll finish him myself! *unfuses and attaches his katanas to his scimitar, lights it on fire, and yeets it at Midnight, dealing the final blow*
Midnight: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *slashes Blaze really hard, launching him through a tree, and badly wounding him, then, he dies from the scimitar*

Andy: Apologies for this Nova *absorbs Nova's Fire* But I need this to take out Midnight *goes Hellfire mode and begins forcing more power out* This power is insane, and it should be enough to do it *his cloak changes to flaming red* This is a new power-up form now. I call it HellFire Mode Grade II. I'll need your help here. now lets go

Leo:Sorry nova *Absorbs nova's lightning* I can't let my brother risk his life, we still have a prophecy. *smiles at him* Don't worry, we promise not to die on you guys *activates a lightning cloak which changes from yellow to purple* Lightning Cloak Grade II. GO

Supernova: better not, CAUSE I DIDN'T SAVE YOU JUST TO GET YOURSELVES KILLED!
Bolt: ughhh, what happened?
Blaze: DID I DIE?!
Bolt: no, you can't, remember?
Blaze: F**K, YOU'RE RIGHT-

Leo:*whispers to blaze* your sword has silver, which is good against werewolves, and the metal can pierce any armor and kill all kinds of demons *tosses bunches of electric knifes*
Andy:*his fists become surrounded in flames as big as trees* SCORCHING- STRIKE *flies towards Midnight and socks him across the face then heads back*

Midnight: *yawns* barely a challenge *counters Andy's attack by slashing him, grabs Bolt's missile and yeets it back at him, knocking out Blaze in the process, dodges the knives, and makes Lucario faint with a single punch*

Leo: We're ready for this. *Leo and Andy begin generating huge auras* Nova is this enough power to take him on?
Andy: *him and Leo transfer a small bit of elemental energy into blaze and bolt* This is your guy, you've gotta be able to be part of this kill alright? You'll be able to harness power similar to ours, because we've far surpassed you now.

Andy:*gets back up* NO. You're not going to do this in fact. WATCH *goes to the sun and absorbs energy from it* I have the power of the sun here now. LET THE POWER OF THE SUN HEAL THE WOUNDED *transfers all the sun's energy he received into Blaze*

Blaze: *transfers it back* I WANT TO BE WITH HER OKAY! *heals Andy so he's okay*

Andy: Hm, I have some ways. In fact, due to my immortality. I could probably go to heaven and bring her back there.

Supernova: sorry Andy, God, er, the ACTUAL God, won't let the living into heaven, only the dead and good can go

Andy:*reappears with 100 clones all ready* Well then, let the games begin *all the clones begin slashing and punching him slowly, leaving huge wounds*
Leo:*100 clones of himself appear* Lets teach him Andrew *the clones begin slashing at him*

Midnight: E N O U G H ! ! ! ! ! ! *an explosion so massive the entire building collapses*
Supernova: !!! *grabs everyone and teleports them to safety

Leo: *Turns to nova* How do you think we'll stack up?

Hypernova: he'll be dead!
Lucario: *mega evolves* ESPECIALLY WHEN WE DO THIS!
*He uses aura storm and Nova fires his galactic beam*
Midnight: oh no! *gets hurt, but not hurt enough*

Leo:*grabs Bolt, blaze and runs off* Okay you 2. I created these 2 upgrades specifically to deal with that guy. put them to use *grabs them and reappears*
Andy: *his eyes are glowing with a fiery rage*

Bolt: okay i guess *fires a missile at midnight*
Blaze: *aims his scimitar at Midnight's throat*
Supernova: *runs in for a punch*
Lucario: *uses aura sphere

Andy: No blaze. You're alright. Your wounds are all gone. You're not going to die on me.
Leo: Blaze, DON'T let his sacrifice go in vain. Andy will probably be out of commission for a few days at best, he's not gonna be able to fight

Blaze: no, i- *intense pain* i want to be with *pain* Scorch...
(getting slashed by Midnight THAT hard hurts so much and is almost impossible to heal)

Andy: Not trying to seem like a narcissist but we've saved the world lots of times-

Andy:*parries and strikes Blaze* You're obviously superior as a swordfighter.
Leo:*dodges and kicks at bolt*

Blaze: yes i am *flies up and cloaks himself in flames, then tackles Andy*
Bolt: *starts to move so fast that time slows down*

Leo: I may not seem like I could do anything, but if I had the right stuff, I could maybe work out an upgrade. I mean I am a technical genius.
Andy: *absorbs blazes fire* I can just keep absorbing your power, and you'll only up my abilities further.

Blaze: i know, but guess what? *simply grabs Andy* i can do it too *absorbs all of his fire back, accidentally taking some of Andy's fire*
Bolt: are we talking or are we fighting? *his arm gets covered by rock and dirt*

Andy:*blocking every punch* I see. I can see you Blaze *grabs him and flies up* You're pretty fast, but im used to being able to spot Leo who's much faster than you'll ever be *tosses blaze down to the ground and begins hitting blaze like a pinball*
Leo: Maybe if I were to have your arm, I could run some tests on it, maybe even improve it. As a gift.

Bolt: *yawn* i think not, i think i can even control other elements with this arm...
*it turns a blue-ish color and instead of electricity surrounding him, ice does*
Blaze: *teleports away* you think i can't keep up with speed? my rival is speedy as well!
*fire surrounds Blaze again, bigger than before, and starts spinning*

Andy:*absorbs the fire beam* You're just lending me more power. *punches blazes stomach so hard an earthquake can be felt*
Leo:*holds the energy back and tosses it back at bolt* You and your robotic parts work lots of wonders don't they? Imagine me with robotic enhancements

Bolt: you do know i got this arm cause my original one got chopped off right? *absorbs it and his arm turns into the normal mode, but he's charging a punch*
Blaze: *hurt* aight, that's it! NO MERCY! *teleports around Andy so fast he doesn't know where he is, punching him each time*

Leo: That explains a lot. We're self-taught masters of this *hits bolt with an electric fist*
Andy: *quietly* th-this isn't t-the real me*disintegrates into fire and immediately punches blaze across the face*

(On an honest scaling dude, Andy could realistically punch the earth in half)

(wow, that's awesome)
Blaze: *tanks the hit, slams Andy (Andy clone?) to the ground, and starts choking him*
Bolt: *wipes blood off of his mouth* nice, actually made me bleed *his arm starts charging up energy*

(Blaze can tank pretty much anything, and Bolt has armor which makes it really hard for him to get hurt, let alone bleed)

Leo: Alright lets distribute our powers back to each other now. We should do a hand to hand 1v1 fight
Andy:*takes back all his own fire* alright then, I wanna do a cross fighting system, so ill fight bolt, blaze fights leo

Bolt: oh boy, this'll be fun!
Blaze: Bolt you got something on your arm-
Bolt: *sees some dirt on his arm* AAAAHHHH *quicky wipes it off*

(I made my oc's like Naruto on Ultra Steroids)
Andy:*grabs blaze and immediately switches places* Whats with you wanting to kill me bro, I have no bad intentions on you *ignites his fists around blazes neck* *in his head* there this should do it hopefully
Leo: *weaves his hands as bolts arm begins malfunctioning* That should out-do your arm, I can fix it later for you

(Blaze has two sides in a fight, he either wants to kill his opponent, or make them hurt, right now, he's in kill mode)
Blaze: i like my prey DEAD! *breaks free and shoots a fire beam at him*
Bolt: oh, i don't think so *rewires his arm, but the power overloads, so he quickly aims it at Leo and fires*

Leo:*immediately moved under the sword and sweeps bolts legs* Pretty good pretty good, you're really a tough guy to take on *lifts bolt back up*
Andy: SCORCHING STRIKE FLURRY *begins rapidly punching blazes chest with flaming fists, and escapes blazes grip*

Blaze: *seems to be tanking the punches* hm, good, but not good enough! *slashes him several times in the air, throws his katanas to the ground, and punches him to the ground, right on top of the katanas*
Bolt: i know, i was trained by the best! *his arm turns into an arm cannon and he aims a shot at Leo*

Leo:Don't watch the clone, watch the real one *bolt gets struck and electrocuted from behind*
Andy:*immediately disappears and uppercuts blaze from underground burning him*

Blaze: (image) *grabs him and flies through the roof*
Bolt: (also image) TAKE THIS! *quickly turns around and slashes him into the air*

Leo: Two can play this game bolt *moves even faster and begins blitzing Bolt*
Andy:*holds Blaze back* Woah this is some serious elemental power *grabs Blaze's shoulder and absorbs the flame around him*

Blaze: hmm, very strong, shame it'll be for nothing! *sweeps his legs and holds his katana to his neck*
Bolt: nice... *dodges Leo's attacks, watching for where he'll attack next*

Andy: Well lets begin the fight then

Bolt: agreed! *he lifts his hand and rocks crash down on Andy*

Andy:*grabs all the rocks with flaming hands and crushes them into dust* Boom, c o c a i n e

(XDDDDDD)
Bolt: hm, good, but let's test your vision, shall we? *he waves his hand and a sandstorm kicks up*

Andy: *punches the ground as the earthquake immediately stops* I just have a fiery cloak which I call HellFire Mode

Giovanni: niice, like Supernova's Stellar Wings form!
Supernova: don't forget Intergalactic Entity form!
Blaze: LESS TALK! MORE FIGHT!

Andy and his clones:*appear unscathed* Well then *begin kicking bolt like a soccer ball*

Giovanni: no, no i don't think so *the rocks surround him, but this time, it's water, not rocks*
Aqua: and this form is gonna be called aqua! *turns himself into water and goes through the floor*

Andy:*begins heating himself up even more* My Fire far surpasses even the suns heat

Aqua: i can get colder than the temperature of Pluto! *current temperature: -6,942*

Andy:you're welcome bro *an aura of fire surrounds him as the shockwaves stop*

Giovanni: hey, i should have names for my other forms! like... this should be Giovanni! *punches the ground and an earthquake starts, intensity: 3*
Blaze: Bolt no-

Andy: *walks around like nothing* Im used to getting my fire into my eyes, so its easy to go through *speeds toward blaze and kicks him in the chest* (THIS. IS.SPARTAAAAAAAAA)

I meant bolt-

(W H E E Z E)
Bolt: *grabs his foot* nice try *yeets him into a wall of rocks and makes it fall on him*

Andy:*helps bolt up* Such impressive powers. *rips his robotic arm off* Im gonna have Leo give you some upgrades for this, believe me it'll be great.

Bolt: eh, keep it... OR NOT! *it flies back to Bolt and reattaches to his arm* it automatically comes back when someone tries to take it, it's amazing what a god can make

Andy: If you were to physically touch me in an all water state, you'd burn to ashes-

Aqua: but if i were to do this- *goes inside of him and starts to turn the fire into steam* -you'd have STEAM powers!

Leo: I've already finished upgrading it .-. So as of now, you're gauntlet of an arm can now be used as a great defense, it can turn into a shield now, the armor is reinforced with this alloy I made which fuses Titanium, Obsidian, and particles of this intriguing vibranium stuff. It can also shoot forward like a missile at Mach 5 speeds

(his arm already can become a shield)
Bolt: welp, you basically only gave it more defense .-. missiles are... okay...

Leo: Here Blaze take this *tosses a shiny scimitar at blaze* This sword I just made out of the fusion alloy I used to work on Bolts arm. At will, you can coat it in rock of fire. You can toss it like a boomerang which goes insanely fast and returns to you, and it automatically resharpens itself. You can fuse it further with these alloys *hands bolt a boc* this box holds the metals and you should work out some new upgrades

Bolt: hmmm nice
Blaze: awesome, like my katanas, but much better!

box*

*Clones of Andy begin popping up behind bolt*
Andy: Let the game begin *punches bolt to the clones as they begin punching him around like pinball*

(So this pinball punching thing is like someone in an anime fight punches someone, and appears at the place they punched and they keep punching at them, like pinball)

Giovanni: let them begin indeed
*rocks surround Bolt (or should i call him Giovanni .-.) and a massive explosion happens*

(uh dude- pluto is only like -375 to -400 degress so you're way off .-.)
Andy: I said far surpass *bursts into a fiery explosion then appears and moves forward* Well I call this a standstill

(exactly)
Bolt: .-. *falls to the ground and returns to normal*

Andy:*is buried under the rocks* is that the best you can do *punches up as all of them burn into ash*

Bolt: no, but thanks for asking *claps his hands together, causing the sandstorm to intensify and a massive shockwave*

Andy: No not really *his insides begin raising in temperature as bolt begins buring slowly*

Aqua: oh, i don't think so *makes himself cold as ice, but not becoming ice Bolt's current temperature: -18 degrees FAHRENHEIT*