Umbreon shrug

E

F

A

.-.

(Sorry, I had to *wheeze*)

Sports-

It's in the ($999.99 to purchase the last word. Jk.) game

I-
you beat me to it ;-;

XD

You're a generally nice guy, and I like you (in a friend way =_=) I've known you for quite a while, but I don't really talk to you much. You're also part of the reason why MMTM69 and I got together in the first place, but that's a long story for another time.

O h o k .-.

spaghetti

That's random...

Well, I can't say I know you all that well even though I have known you for quite a while. You're just that random dude who some people like I guess.

ok

hohoho

The fuçk are you, Santa? This isn't late December, dipshit.

You're.... weird. I'm not exactly sure what to say about you. You're a nice guy and all, but you kinda creep me out with being all overboard with gals. Something about you just makes me feel like you'll end up being a pedo. Or just an average guy. You seem like the player stereotype though.

define 'average guy'

I don't know, just some guy that works somewhere and cracks a cold one with the boys now and again.

well you're wrong, i prefer being alone, i get work done better, and at more ill drink mountain dew or something, not beer or alcohol unless its a VERY special occasion

Your views could change in the future, you never know.

they wont

Okay then. *not exactly convinced, but I'll leave it be.*

ill beat myself with a metal pole as much as i need to be what i said

Please don't beat yourself with a metal pole.

why

Motherfuçking hands goddammit, help.

what?

I misspelled a word on something.

sure

Taco Bell

What the fuçk?

You're a random ass dude I don't know well, so I don't really have an opinion.

oh ok

Why are buildings called buildings if they are already built

*shrugs*

You're uh, tbh idk. Even though I've met you and talked with you a few times, I still don't have enough information to give an honest opinion about you.

cheese

The kid I had a crush on in 6th grade loved cheese-

Who the hell even are you?

lol

im memesohyes, potato queen and mistress of cheese

Ma'am I gave birth to potatoes-

you are now the sacred person in potato religion

UwU

All I have to say is child.

oh ok den

Weeeeeeee

Lacey. Ah, my good friend.

You're a very sweet girl, and anyone who is your friend is very lucky to have you. You're very loyal and stick to things. You're a respectable leader, and I see a bright future for you.

Awww

*smiles*

I wish I can say the same for my complicated relationship, but unfortunately no ;-;

I'm trying not to cry....but it's hard

I'm so sorry... c'mere...

It's gonna be okay child... *hugs you softly*

*hugs back while sobbing*