come to dms if you want to test that~

out and horny are two words

we'll see about that~

I bet i can...

We know-

👉👈

.........................

it wont be a challenge child
for you are a mere mortal to a god

Try me-

ohohho
your aprroching me?

-eets popcorn-

im probably the only one that can rival you in this-

look at recent img...

wot-

lets go bish

I'd fight but no-

Lmao we know

yes they are
i hide so much from everyone

Ima bout to bring in Danki, Camel, Bagel, Trap, Kuwata, Cloud, Narwhal, and other really horny individuals such as jonathaninit and grand memer

they are nothing compared to me
you have no idea what i can do

you'd probably do seem ffa level shit

and bro please stop the flexing cause its annoying as f**k

*laughs in never been horny before and probably never will be*

okay perma virgin

Ah, what an original insult Alan, the "virgin" jokes *claps* A for originality

i wasnt roasting you
i was just saying that sounds like a guy who wants to be a perma virgin

I never said you were roasting me, I said it was an insult,
I sound like a hella virgin, but believe me, I wanna lose that shit when I get a chance.

xD
bruh if i really wanted to i couldhit up my besties
Saturday was different
didnt lose it or do anything sexual but wegot closer lol

o h o k

*laughs in I was expecting you to comment that*

what?

lol the trap template was a joke ._.

camel deleted -___-

Did anyone ask you? no
Did I already know? yes

She'll be back in a few weeks, and I said that as a joke you dipshit

does it matter if someone asked or not? no
and ok i guess?

oh ok cool, and holy shit chill out m8

Are you taking that joke question to serious?yes
y u h

I was being calm -_-

wa?
y a

"i said that as a joke you dipshit" makes you sound m a d lmao

I may sound a n g y
but im not

my levels are beyond existence itself

God put so much horny into us that he barely had enough to give to the rest of existence

yup
everyone talking bout me being a porn star
wanna do couple porn with me~

LMAO.

*blush* yes daddy~

hehe~

Fuçk me daddy~

There's horny and then there's us *wheeze*