No guys, getting hit by a van wont be how I die, it happened once and I survived (sadly)

Getting your organs scooped out by a robot.

._.

I have a.... disturbing way of thinking.

Interesting...

Am I the only human being to want my organs to be scooped?

Eh I'll join you

K?-

This is so f**king cringy

I mean, you're cringey, so why does it matter?

No I’m not
Not as cringy as that

Your personality contains more cringe than his statement m8

how?
How am I “cringy”

Pricks like you make me cringe all the time

Wtf
How am I a prick

Your disturbing way of thinking is that you’re obsessed with fnaf like those other kids who feel sexually attracted to the animatronics and draw them nude

Æugh. Yes I like FNAF but NOT TO THAT POINT HELL NO. I just want my organs to get scooped.

I’m experiencing second hand shame by reading this comment thread

I want my organs to get scooped so I can stop being in constant physical pain :D

I can do it for you

Please do

Just a normal way, like, ud get sick bc u a granny or just die....bc ur old, but ya I don't think it would be suicide or any