mmmm

Me who chooses humans as pets instead:

Bro thats the worse type of pets, they don't taste good

WTF,

THEY ARE SMARTER THEN CATS AND DOGS THATS WHY I CHOOSE THEM

Ya but they don't shut up tho-

*laughs in anti social*

Thats why I slay them until they cooperate *laughs in evil*

Ukw-

Ya dude ur right

Your next

*takes your knife and stabs you with it*

hehe...bro who told u I have a knife?

You always have a knife

=_=

And how did you know mister-

Cookie told me

Ah shit-

Well then...*dies*

Yay i win, now what

lol now ur talking to a ghost-

I like ghosts, they can fly through stuff

OoO oh ya

...and can haunt people

Nah, imma be a gud ghost

Yay, my friendly ghost

The Crocodile Enjoyer. They actually live forever and they only die from sickness, wounds, or they get too big and can't move and starve.

crocodiles arent domestic so yea

Just like us

yes in the dark humor stream they said it isnt dark smh

THE DARK HUMOR STREAM SAID IT WASNT DARK SMH