💅💅💅THE SUMMER PARTY💅💅💅
💅💅💅SO at the end of the school year in 5th grade I hosted a party where 3 each of my sisters' friends, and 3 of my friends, and all their siblings were invited. We all swam in the pool and sang songs and stuff. 💅💅💅💅💅💅 Anyways. The 3rd graders were being a little...umm....snobby ig? And theyd be SOOOOO dramatic. Until we went to war. CAN I JUST NAME 5TH GRADE GUY CUZ AT THIS POINT HES IN EVERY STORY NOW IMMA NAME HIM EV. So anyways, the third graders are walccing by and eating ice cream when they se Ev and freeze. Pun unintended. They then like drop whatever theyre holding and are looking at me cuz they wanted to KIDNAP ME! 💅💅💅💅 all of my friends jumped up and we all failed to defeat them and then ev DROPS FROM THE SKY SWINGING A WET POOL NOODLE AROUND AND SUDDENLY THE POOL NOODLE SPLITS IN HALF AND A WET CHUNK SAILED OFF TO WHO KNOWS WHERE AND EVERYONE INCLUDING THE GROWN UPS STOPPED TALKING AND JUST STARED AND HES LIKE STARING AT IT!! 💅💅💅💅 Silence. THEN I RUN IN AND START LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AND WE JUST RUN BACC TO 5TH GRADE TERRITORY LAUGHING!
💅💅💅💅💅then there was when we all made a truce as spies to spy on the grownups. This is when the party turned into a more private party. A third grader flipped out and cried on my front step CUZ EV GOT ANOTHER POOL NOODLE AND ACCIDENTALLY WHACKED HER IN THE FACE XDDD but she was okee. and so we are chilling in a place I'm calling the playhouse. Now around this time my 3rd grade sister's best friend was going around and pulling a couple of us at a time into a secret passageway I showed everyone and she handed us candy and said "tAkE tHe MeDiCiNe" and now that I think about it its essentially the elementary school version of drug dealing! Great. 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 Anyways the kindergarteners would steal food from the grownups and bring it to us 5th graders because I was the queen and so was my neighbor (I was the queen cuz it was "my house", my neighbor wouldnt play unless she was queen, and I picked all of my friends for my """"royal council"""" lmao) 💅💅💅 So we'd sit there. UNTIL my mom took out her phone and tried recording us and everyone screamed and ducked and I ran out to stop them but OOPS I FORGOT ABOUT MY KINDERGARTEN SISTER'S OBSESSION WITH FILLING BUCKETS WITH WATER FROM THE HOSE!!! I slipped on a mud puddle and instantly died inside. Oops. Anyways I walcced from secret place to secret place holding a chair to my bacc. IMDEADNOW-
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