I'm sorry if you find this offensive or traumatizing, this is something I can relate to as well

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies. i dont have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the old man say when he hit a speedbump that screams. "SH*T ITS THE 5th ONE TODAY!"

how long does it take to paint a wall. depends on how hard you throw 'em.

whats the difference between an apple and a foster child. the apple got picked.

ur mama so ugly, even her d**do needed viagra.