It’s me if you can’t tell, warranty in comments

Boyfriend for sale! Only 20 upvotes!

-Will love you unconditionally

-Constantly nice to you

-will do whatever you want

*inhales* why tho

Why not?

also my OCS are all boys

I’m not talking about ocs, that’s a drawing of me

no thanks

can i have a bag of organs instead

it’s for a school project

No

why not

I don’t have any

oh

just shoot up the school
from there you harvest the organs

Well that's something you don't see every day *camera CLICC*

Lol yeah, I’m lonely

I'm just gonna sit here till someone actually does do it-

K

You’ll have to wait for a while, nobody wants me

Aw dont say that *headpat*

But I’m right, nobody does

It takes time, child

:’l

:3