smol bear

slav bear

i like the doge

smol bear

I want it

n o

*cries* but why

bc

But i want it T^T

yeah well a dog and a person who is a knife addict aren't a good match

I would never hurt the dog im not an animal abuser

ik but what if the dog gets at a knife

you can keep him
i have oreo already

You wont get stabbed

and no torture room either

Well im glad *takes my knife out and plays with it*

doggo: what are you doing?

*gasp* really

yep!

doggo: um-

YAAAAY

as long as i don't get stabbed you can keep him

Ok *gets up and picks up doggo* lets go

doggo: this is such a different perspective

Stuff...

oh okay!
what should we do?

Playing with my knife

doggo: why?

-at my house-
Here we are

ooh!

Cause i can *puts my knife away*

doggo: fair enough

*puts you down*

ooh
so pretty

*pets the dog*

doggo: thank you

doggo: i love the pets!

*laughs* so do you want to go to my house

doggo: sure!

I only have 1 rule
No going in the basement

whats in the basement?

Yes

*hands doggo*

*takes it and sits down* whos a coot doggo? You are yes you are!

doggo: was that not convincing enough for you?

No it was not

doggo: bark?

doggo: ah yes am the best boi

You can talk?!

doggo: um- i mean.. bark...

*looks at the dog suspiciously*

idk
it looked funny so i licked it

Bruh

You can go explore

oh oki
*walks over*

*pets you*

you're walking so slowwww

i know

*happiness noises*

*smiles*

whats this red stuff over here?

...blood

*licks your hand*

Why did you lick my hand

im a dog...what did you expect?

Nvm
Come here i wanna give you pets

*licks it* ugh it doesn't taste so good

Why did you lick that

oh okay!
*sniffs around*

*sits down on the ground*

fine ill walk slower for you

oke

shall we go back home?

yes

I keep my knives in a drawer

so coot right?

*cries* yes

okay.. *hands you le doggo*

*holds the doggo and pets it* so fluffy

i can tell by your tone you want to draw attention away from this issue, and i don't know any better so ill change the subject

Thank you

any new jobs?
i spent all of my money for le doge

Nope *plays with doge*

*starts running*

*laughs* this is fun

so what should we do?

Idk

oki
*walks home*

*pets your head*

can i go down into the basement?

No

give meh the dog

*hands the dog to you* bye doggy

yas

I love it

im a dog
its what we do
also your hand tastes like the red stuff

*laughs nervously*

how about we go on a walk?

Sure

oof-
i've never carried a hooman before

i-i can get off

*walks outside*

*follows*

cmon!

climb on my back if you can fit and ill carry you

ok then *climbs on doggos back*

no,no its fine
*runs back out*

ok

cmon walk faster!