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I messed up my name but I'm an officer and that's contraband you get 2 days in solitary confinement

Nope, I hid the knife real well and i won't tell ya where it is. No evidence, no solitary, Screw!

can i be a officer?

I don't see why not. We need more guards here in the imgflip prison. Ask Richard Chill and see if he'll give ya mod.

aren't you a criminal?

Yes. Yes I am. And a mod.
But not an owner, so if you want mod you gotta ask Richard.
I was a bad boy and had unpopular opinions on the imgflip presidents stream. How I'm dewing hard time!