The Rock Driving The Dude

SO, I WENT TO A NEW CHURCH THIS WEEKEND. I REALLY FEEL LIKE THIS IS WHERE GOD WANTS ME. YOU WANNA GO NEXT SUNDAY? LIKE, WITH YOU MAN? NO OFFENSE BUT I BARELY KNOW YOU. WHOAH! DUDE,WHEN DID YOU HOP IN HERE? I DUNNO MAN, MY LIFE'S LIKE A BLUR. YA KNOW, HOW BOUT YOU JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD MAN. YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T SPILL MY DRINK. I GOTCHA, MY BAD DUDE. I'D STILL LIKE YOU TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME. YOU REALLY NEED SOME JESUS UP IN YOUR LIFE. JUST SHUTUP & DRIVE PLEASE. I'M GONNA SMOKE THIS & TAKE A LIL' SIESTA. WHOEVER COMES UP WITH THESE SHITTY MEMES IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS. TAKE HIM, THAT GUY'S SCREWED.