*doesn't laugh*

i can’t do that to anyone

T^T why not

because

Well i will do it myself *grabs a knife and stabs myself*

*jumps in the way*

Sir what are you doing?

s a v i n g y o u

*looks at you* but why

*wakes up* why am I in a forest?

I thought you died *grabs your foot and drags you out of the forest*

*gets back up* no I was just tired-

O h o k well bai *floats away,*

c a u s e i t s n - *f**kin dies*

Welp time to hide the body *grabs your foot and drags you into the woods*

no please

Go ahead

Do it

i can’t do that to anyone

Y

because

me who doesn't laugh because its genuinely not funny an not because im suicidal

oh shit