IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
SINCE BIDEN GOT IN TO THE WHITE HOUSE, NATIONAL MURDER RATES HAVE RISEN 21%, GAS PRICES ARE RISING HIGHER EVERY DAY, UNEMPLOYMENT IS TICKING UP (AFTER SLIDING DURING THE LATTER MONTHS OF TRUMP’S PRESIDENCY), THE STOCK MARKET IS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW, AND WE NOW HAVE A CRISIS AT THE BORDER. BUT HEY LET’S TALK ABOUT THE GENDER OF A PLASTIC TOY POTATO