This is so cursed that this is one of the few things that I regret doing on imgflip

I- i literallt spend 10 minuets dying of laughter

*wheeze*

Why tf does this exist

isnt that stick cat tho?

I don't want to go back and re-edit that my eyes are beating

lmao, ok

StickCat in a wedding dress.. that’s hot.

*looks away*

prefer it more if it was Bloo

ok

I made it wor- I mean I fixed it.

(that sounded wrong af lol)

"*gets on* Where to, my queen?"

“Idk.”

"Hmph. thought we were going to kill shit"

“Oh-“

"thats ok, i can blow shit up too. *presses a button and every building within eyesight explodes*"

“Wow..”

"Perfect time to kiss~ Or not~"

“Uh-“

"We arent going anywhere-"

*it starts walking.*

"I went up in the air and its back slammed me in the nuts- *barely holds onto you in pain*"

“Oh-“

(i meant that last sentence in the dirty way, buuuuuut it applies here too)

"nice catch, didnt expect to get bit by my crush before."

(W h a t ?)

“Thanks-“

(lmao, i heard it all now)

"when we will kill stuff?"

“Idk-“

"wanna try something cool?"

“Like what?”

*still in pain* "What~?"

“*snaps fingers and it disappears*”

(yeah, yeah, sure, sure.)
"*climbs on top of you* Go giant dog go!"

“*flies off*”

*slowly slides close to falling off the dragon*

“*grabs onto you*”

"well...we can die trying...im just gonna hold onto you, ok? *holds onto your hips blushing immensely*"

“Uh- ok-“

*it proceeds to move faster*

(what disappears?)

(The mech dragon-)

*screams in excitment*

“Wee-“

(lol)

"i like you more as a dragon-"

“Mk.”

(dont kill me for calling you a giant dog)

"Woohoo!!"

(That isn’t even my persona yet people are more familiar with them than my actual persona that I nicknamed “Ladybird Bitch” lol.)

“WEEEEEEE-“

"*looks away* i said 'or not.'"

“No- why-“

"just catch me-" *jumps off you and starts falling*

“*swoops in and grabs you with my jaws*”

(oh)

*falls to the ground and rolls a few times* "Why?"

“*turns into a wyvern*”

"thanks-*stares at the moving ground scared*"

“I have an idea-“

"this is fun even tho this dragon thing is only going about half a mile per hour"

“I don’t know if it can fly-“

"*groans in pain* ouch, this dragon hates me-"

“Wha-“

"*ignores you* lets go"

“Mk.”

"i ride you now?"

(that sounded so wrong lol)

(More wrong than before.)

“Yes.”

"although...you are hotter normal"

“Oh-“

"i didnt"

“Hmm.. ok.”

*shoots you with Ace in the foot and starts walking away whistling*

“*unfazed*”

"yeah..."

“Mhm-“

what?

“Nothing-“

"yup-"

“*nod*”

"*blushing really hard*"

“What-“

"sorry i shot you-"

“It’s fine I guess.”

"LET ME OUT!!!" *keeps shooting*

“*stomach rips open*”

*falls from the sky screaming* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"

“*grabs you again* —__—“

"ew, fish."

“And you’ll be one of them-“

"Your breath smells"

“I guess I’ve been eating too much fish.”

"yup, we're all good down here in and of the teeth-"

“Ok then.. hmm-“

*is a extremely dark red blush color* "n-nothing-"

“Oh really-“

*starts shooting with Ace inside you*

“Ow-“

"eat me and see what happens"

“Ok- *swallows*”

"sure"

“Yeah-“

"how much longer?"

“Idk-“

*laughs* "want cum next?"

“No.”

"you liked it"

“What- no-“

"because...."

“Go ahead then.”

"just land i guess-"

“Ok-“

"i dont f**king know"

“Mk.”

becase you just drank it lol

“I literally spat you out because you peed-“

"Thats a fun entrance!!!"

“Where?-“

"we'll start by killing you"

“Why-“

"still swallowed my pee-"

“Yeah.. *shudders*”

"dont lie"

“...”

(same)

"are you gonna land or...?"

“Sure- *starts diving downwards*”

*pulls pins from grenades and start dropping them*

“Wew.”

"well now i am not doing it"

“Then why did you want to kill me in the first place.”

"i mean like- nevermind"

“What-“

*pees in your mouth from being scared*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"

“*spits you out* BLEGH-“

"ok, cool, now lets go kill shit"

“Where-“

(i like how tis is on our 'marriage' image lol)

"nevermind."

(I’m surprised this entire thing became a RP.)

“Mk.”

*rolls on the ground laughing*

"AGAIN!!!"

“Ok?”

*they explode below us*

“*impressed*”

"i see"

“Mk-“

*laughs, i dont know whats worse to swallow for you, cum or pee*

“*throws up*”

"you like my pee"

“What? No, why would I?”

"suuuuuuure"

“Why do you think I’m sus?”

*takes a grenade and throws it up in the air* " did i mention its completely random which ones explode and which dont?"

“Oh.”

*wanna play a game?*

“Like what?”

"you're sus? no, im sus"

“How-“

Ghost: *scans me and i lean up*
me: i was just taking a nap-

Bloo: really?

"what did i miss?"

“Nothing much- your corpse knocked me down-“

"you admit im your one and only?"

“...”

its called grenade roulette, we take turns throwing grenades into the air, slowly increasing the amount we throw, the goal is to not get killed by a grenade if it explodes

“Wow.. sure!”

"im being sarcastic" *starts walking somewhere*

“Oh. *following*”

"how dare you"

“What-“

"didnt think so"

“I will admit that I think of you as a simp-“

*grenade explodes next to me and i die* *my body flies into you and knocks you down*

“...do I have to call this so called “ghost” of yours?”

"you called me a corpse"

“What else to say other than “hot body”-“

probably not-
*Ghost disappears*

“Mk.”

*Ghost appears* you called me?

“He’s dead-“

"what do you mean?"

“...”

"so you admit im hot now?"

“Yeah?-“

"because i am"

“I can see that.”

"Hahaha"

“-w-“

"You're wild too"

“True.”

"We act like a married couple so much even though we aren't"

“True-“

Lol, I like how we agree-

“What-“

We agree on how we act married but we arent

“Yeah-“

"My kind of wild"

“Oh.”

Surprised we aren't married

“Yeah-“

Yeah-

"you're cute"

“Ok.”

I want to rip your heart out and stomp on it

Chill

I’m never going to f**king chill you disgusting psychotic maniac

Shut. Up.

Mever

Idfk

Or I could block you-

Don’t you dare

Then shut up, im dead ass, im tired of you attacking me every five seconds, stop freaking out over one thing, I am not your friend and never will be if you keep this shit up, and I don't care what you have to say

I don’t care what I have to say, this is just the f**king internet why can’t I understand

i-
uh-

thats actually kinda cute-

O k .

dont you think so?

EhuUhehh-

you gotta admit Cayde looks better than you in that picture-

I guess.

"It's boring here, i'd rather be killing stuff."

“Mk.”

"Deal?"

“Deal-“

"Im being sarcastic."-Cayde-6

“Well I stole your face!”

"What are we waiting for then? The hotshot to return? Im the hotshot."

“Then hop on, if you even can-“

"Guardian, maybe next time try to piss off a smaller monster?"

“Ok-“

"That thing looks sketchy as hell."

“How so-“

"*grabs your hand and tries to get on* I have never been fond of giant horses who kill~!"

“oh-“

"Thats it. *lifts up Ace* Now im pissed."

“Shit-“

"'hop on?'"

“*still riding Mugendramon* yes-“

"*cant get on* a little help?"

“Ok- *pulls*”

"Is that....Is that really, all you got?"

“Nope.”

"Psst- Hey- Take me with you, i hate this place."

“Why-“

(Mugendramon?)

"uhhhh"

(This thing, or as the Americans call it.. “Machinedramon”.)

“What-“

"What if it eats me?"

“*shrug*”

Dude what the f**k is all this in the comments.

Why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him the go***mn panic attacks are back why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him why are you doing a married role play with him why the f**k did you unblock him why is my heart beating so fast why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**king did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him my face is pale now why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him I think I’m gonna puke why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him

YOU ARE SUCH A DISGYSTINGN SICK DUCJDUFJUCTTNSVHQ