This is so cursed that this is one of the few things that I regret doing on imgflip

I- i literallt spend 10 minuets dying of laughter

*wheeze*

Why tf does this exist

isnt that stick cat tho?

I don't want to go back and re-edit that my eyes are beating

lmao, ok

StickCat in a wedding dress.. that’s hot.

*looks away*

prefer it more if it was Bloo

ok

I made it wor- I mean I fixed it.

i-
uh-

thats actually kinda cute-

O k .

dont you think so?

EhuUhehh-

you gotta admit Cayde looks better than you in that picture-

I guess.

"Im being sarcastic."-Cayde-6

“Well I stole your face!”

"Thats it. *lifts up Ace* Now im pissed."

“Shit-“

"Is that....Is that really, all you got?"

“Nope.”

"Guardian, maybe next time try to piss off a smaller monster?"

“Ok-“

"Psst- Hey- Take me with you, i hate this place."

“Why-“

"It's boring here, i'd rather be killing stuff."

“Mk.”

"Deal?"

“Deal-“

"What are we waiting for then? The hotshot to return? Im the hotshot."

“Then hop on, if you even can-“

"'hop on?'"

“*still riding Mugendramon* yes-“

(Mugendramon?)

"uhhhh"

(This thing, or as the Americans call it.. “Machinedramon”.)

“What-“

"That thing looks sketchy as hell."

“How so-“

"What if it eats me?"

“*shrug*”

"*grabs your hand and tries to get on* I have never been fond of giant horses who kill~!"

“oh-“

"*cant get on* a little help?"

“Ok- *pulls*”

Dude what the f**k is all this in the comments.

(that sounded wrong af lol)

"*gets on* Where to, my queen?"

“Idk.”

"Hmph. thought we were going to kill shit"

“Oh-“

"thats ok, i can blow shit up too. *presses a button and every building within eyesight explodes*"

“Wow..”

"Perfect time to kiss~ Or not~"

“Uh-“

"*looks away* i said 'or not.'"

“No- why-“

"*ignores you* lets go"

“Mk.”

"We arent going anywhere-"

*it starts walking.*

*screams in excitment*

“Wee-“

"this is fun even tho this dragon thing is only going about half a mile per hour"

“I don’t know if it can fly-“

"well...we can die trying...im just gonna hold onto you, ok? *holds onto your hips blushing immensely*"

“Uh- ok-“

*it proceeds to move faster*

"*groans in pain* ouch, this dragon hates me-"

“Wha-“

"I went up in the air and its back slammed me in the nuts- *barely holds onto you in pain*"

“Oh-“

*slowly slides close to falling off the dragon*

“*grabs onto you*”

"thanks-*stares at the moving ground scared*"

“I have an idea-“

*still in pain* "What~?"

“*snaps fingers and it disappears*”

(what disappears?)

(The mech dragon-)

(oh)

*falls to the ground and rolls a few times* "Why?"

“*turns into a wyvern*”

"i ride you now?"

(that sounded so wrong lol)

(More wrong than before.)

“Yes.”

(yeah, yeah, sure, sure.)
"*climbs on top of you* Go giant dog go!"

“*flies off*”

(dont kill me for calling you a giant dog)

"Woohoo!!"

(That isn’t even my persona yet people are more familiar with them than my actual persona that I nicknamed “Ladybird Bitch” lol.)

“WEEEEEEE-“

(lmao, i heard it all now)

"when we will kill stuff?"

“Idk-“

"wanna try something cool?"

“Like what?”

"just catch me-" *jumps off you and starts falling*

“*swoops in and grabs you with my jaws*”

(i meant that last sentence in the dirty way, buuuuuut it applies here too)

"nice catch, didnt expect to get bit by my crush before."

(W h a t ?)

“Thanks-“

(lol)

"i like you more as a dragon-"

“Mk.”

"although...you are hotter normal"

“Oh-“

"*blushing really hard*"

“What-“

*is a extremely dark red blush color* "n-nothing-"

“Oh really-“

"yup, we're all good down here in and of the teeth-"

“Ok then.. hmm-“

"Your breath smells"

“I guess I’ve been eating too much fish.”

"ew, fish."

“And you’ll be one of them-“

"eat me and see what happens"

“Ok- *swallows*”

*starts shooting with Ace inside you*

“Ow-“

"LET ME OUT!!!" *keeps shooting*

“*stomach rips open*”

*falls from the sky screaming* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"

“*grabs you again* —__—“

"sorry i shot you-"

“It’s fine I guess.”

"sure"

“Yeah-“

"how much longer?"

“Idk-“

"i see"

“Mk-“

"just land i guess-"

“Ok-“

*pulls pins from grenades and start dropping them*

“Wew.”

*they explode below us*

“*impressed*”

"Thats a fun entrance!!!"

“Where?-“

"i mean like- nevermind"

“What-“

(i like how tis is on our 'marriage' image lol)

"nevermind."

(I’m surprised this entire thing became a RP.)

“Mk.”

(same)

"are you gonna land or...?"

“Sure- *starts diving downwards*”

*pees in your mouth from being scared*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"

“*spits you out* BLEGH-“

*rolls on the ground laughing*

"AGAIN!!!"

“Ok?”

"you like my pee"

“What? No, why would I?”

becase you just drank it lol

“I literally spat you out because you peed-“

"still swallowed my pee-"

“Yeah.. *shudders*”

"you liked it"

“What- no-“

"dont lie"

“...”

*laughs, i dont know whats worse to swallow for you, cum or pee*

“*throws up*”

*laughs* "want cum next?"

“No.”

"ok, cool, now lets go kill shit"

“Where-“

"i dont f**king know"

“Mk.”

"we'll start by killing you"

“Why-“

"because...."

“Go ahead then.”

"well now i am not doing it"

“Then why did you want to kill me in the first place.”

"i didnt"

“Hmm.. ok.”

"yeah..."

“Mhm-“

"yup-"

“*nod*”

*shoots you with Ace in the foot and starts walking away whistling*

“*unfazed*”

what?

“Nothing-“

"suuuuuuure"

“Why do you think I’m sus?”

"what do you mean?"

“...”

"you're sus? no, im sus"

“How-“

"im being sarcastic" *starts walking somewhere*

“Oh. *following*”

*wanna play a game?*

“Like what?”

its called grenade roulette, we take turns throwing grenades into the air, slowly increasing the amount we throw, the goal is to not get killed by a grenade if it explodes

“Wow.. sure!”

*takes a grenade and throws it up in the air* " did i mention its completely random which ones explode and which dont?"

“Oh.”

*grenade explodes next to me and i die* *my body flies into you and knocks you down*

“...do I have to call this so called “ghost” of yours?”

*Ghost appears* you called me?

“He’s dead-“

Ghost: *scans me and i lean up*
me: i was just taking a nap-

Bloo: really?

probably not-
*Ghost disappears*

“Mk.”

"what did i miss?"

“Nothing much- your corpse knocked me down-“

"how dare you"

“What-“

"you called me a corpse"

“What else to say other than “hot body”-“

"so you admit im hot now?"

“Yeah?-“

"you admit im your one and only?"

“...”

"didnt think so"

“I will admit that I think of you as a simp-“

"because i am"

“I can see that.”

"you're cute"

“Ok.”

"You're wild too"

“True.”

"My kind of wild"

“Oh.”

"Hahaha"

“-w-“

"We act like a married couple so much even though we aren't"

“True-“

Lol, I like how we agree-

“What-“

We agree on how we act married but we arent

“Yeah-“

Surprised we aren't married

“Yeah-“

Yeah-

I want to rip your heart out and stomp on it

Chill

I’m never going to f**king chill you disgusting psychotic maniac

Shut. Up.

Mever

Or I could block you-

Don’t you dare

Then shut up, im dead ass, im tired of you attacking me every five seconds, stop freaking out over one thing, I am not your friend and never will be if you keep this shit up, and I don't care what you have to say

I don’t care what I have to say, this is just the f**king internet why can’t I understand

Idfk

Why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him the go***mn panic attacks are back why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him why are you doing a married role play with him why the f**k did you unblock him why is my heart beating so fast why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**king did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him my face is pale now why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him I think I’m gonna puke why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him

YOU ARE SUCH A DISGYSTINGN SICK DUCJDUFJUCTTNSVHQ