This is so cursed that this is one of the few things that I regret doing on imgflip

I- i literallt spend 10 minuets dying of laughter

*wheeze*

Why tf does this exist

isnt that stick cat tho?

I don't want to go back and re-edit that my eyes are beating

lmao, ok

*looks away*

prefer it more if it was Bloo

ok

i-
uh-

thats actually kinda cute-

dont you think so?

you gotta admit Cayde looks better than you in that picture-

"Im being sarcastic."-Cayde-6

"Thats it. *lifts up Ace* Now im pissed."

"Is that....Is that really, all you got?"

"Guardian, maybe next time try to piss off a smaller monster?"

"Psst- Hey- Take me with you, i hate this place."

"It's boring here, i'd rather be killing stuff."

"Deal?"

"What are we waiting for then? The hotshot to return? Im the hotshot."

"'hop on?'"

(Mugendramon?)

"uhhhh"

"That thing looks sketchy as hell."

"What if it eats me?"

"*grabs your hand and tries to get on* I have never been fond of giant horses who kill~!"

"*cant get on* a little help?"

(that sounded wrong af lol)

"*gets on* Where to, my queen?"

"Hmph. thought we were going to kill shit"

"thats ok, i can blow shit up too. *presses a button and every building within eyesight explodes*"

"Perfect time to kiss~ Or not~"

"*looks away* i said 'or not.'"

"*ignores you* lets go"

"We arent going anywhere-"

*screams in excitment*

"this is fun even tho this dragon thing is only going about half a mile per hour"

"well...we can die trying...im just gonna hold onto you, ok? *holds onto your hips blushing immensely*"

"*groans in pain* ouch, this dragon hates me-"

"I went up in the air and its back slammed me in the nuts- *barely holds onto you in pain*"

*slowly slides close to falling off the dragon*

"thanks-*stares at the moving ground scared*"

*still in pain* "What~?"

(what disappears?)

(oh)

*falls to the ground and rolls a few times* "Why?"

"i ride you now?"

(that sounded so wrong lol)

(yeah, yeah, sure, sure.)
"*climbs on top of you* Go giant dog go!"

(dont kill me for calling you a giant dog)

"Woohoo!!"

(lmao, i heard it all now)

"when we will kill stuff?"

"wanna try something cool?"

"just catch me-" *jumps off you and starts falling*

(i meant that last sentence in the dirty way, buuuuuut it applies here too)

"nice catch, didnt expect to get bit by my crush before."

(lol)

"i like you more as a dragon-"

"although...you are hotter normal"

"*blushing really hard*"

*is a extremely dark red blush color* "n-nothing-"

"yup, we're all good down here in and of the teeth-"

"Your breath smells"

"ew, fish."

"eat me and see what happens"

*starts shooting with Ace inside you*

"LET ME OUT!!!" *keeps shooting*

*falls from the sky screaming* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"

"sorry i shot you-"

"sure"

"how much longer?"

"i see"

"just land i guess-"

*pulls pins from grenades and start dropping them*

*they explode below us*

"Thats a fun entrance!!!"

"i mean like- nevermind"

(i like how tis is on our 'marriage' image lol)

"nevermind."

(same)

"are you gonna land or...?"

*pees in your mouth from being scared*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"

*rolls on the ground laughing*

"AGAIN!!!"

"you like my pee"

becase you just drank it lol

"still swallowed my pee-"

"you liked it"

"dont lie"

*laughs, i dont know whats worse to swallow for you, cum or pee*

*laughs* "want cum next?"

"ok, cool, now lets go kill shit"

"i dont f**king know"

"we'll start by killing you"

"because...."

"well now i am not doing it"

"i didnt"

"yeah..."

"yup-"

*shoots you with Ace in the foot and starts walking away whistling*

what?

"suuuuuuure"

"what do you mean?"

"you're sus? no, im sus"

"im being sarcastic" *starts walking somewhere*

*wanna play a game?*

its called grenade roulette, we take turns throwing grenades into the air, slowly increasing the amount we throw, the goal is to not get killed by a grenade if it explodes

*takes a grenade and throws it up in the air* " did i mention its completely random which ones explode and which dont?"

*grenade explodes next to me and i die* *my body flies into you and knocks you down*

*Ghost appears* you called me?

Ghost: *scans me and i lean up*
me: i was just taking a nap-

probably not-
*Ghost disappears*

"what did i miss?"

"how dare you"

"you called me a corpse"

"so you admit im hot now?"

"you admit im your one and only?"

"didnt think so"

"because i am"

"you're cute"

"You're wild too"

"My kind of wild"

"Hahaha"

"We act like a married couple so much even though we aren't"

Lol, I like how we agree-

We agree on how we act married but we arent

Surprised we aren't married

Yeah-

I want to rip your heart out and stomp on it

Chill

I’m never going to f**king chill you disgusting psychotic maniac

Shut. Up.

Mever

Or I could block you-

Don’t you dare

Then shut up, im dead ass, im tired of you attacking me every five seconds, stop freaking out over one thing, I am not your friend and never will be if you keep this shit up, and I don't care what you have to say

I don’t care what I have to say, this is just the f**king internet why can’t I understand

Idfk

Why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him why tf did you unblock him the go***mn panic attacks are back why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him why are you doing a married role play with him why the f**k did you unblock him why is my heart beating so fast why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**king did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him my face is pale now why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him I think I’m gonna puke why the f**k did you unblock him why the f**k did you unblock him

YOU ARE SUCH A DISGYSTINGN SICK DUCJDUFJUCTTNSVHQ