FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!!!

049: Has zombies and can kill with one touch
049-j: S H O E

I am offended by this

you should be you idiot imposter

Shut up 049

no you i'm not the one whom beats people with a shoe and is a moron

True but still

scp-049

i will win

I will shoe you to death

one touch and you done son!

Like I said I will shoe you to death, and you didn't say where we would fight so... doesn't mean we're in a close quarters room

if you could aim straight

lol

lolen't

this is cute

HE IS NOT MY FATHER, AND EVEN IF HE WAS I WOULD NEVER CALL HIM DAD

call me dad

hey son stop making a scene you are embarrassing dad...

...I will f**king hunt your ass down I do not care that I'm at a completely different site from you

interesting why do you sweat profusely?

That I do not know why.

"sweat profusely for no reason whatsoever." this you?

see I knew it you couldn't even think of a response to my: "If I'm apparently your supposed "son" wouldn't you know that already, and not have asked that HMMMMMMMMMMMM?" question, I knew you weren't my father. Ha

If I'm apparently your supposed "son" wouldn't you know that already, and not have asked that HMMMMMMMMMMMM?

ye, so?

Okay, chill jeez

I will never ever believe that 049 is my father

Okay fine, I'll stop jesus christ

Good.

Most likely, he legit touches people and it kills em. He once accidently killed a d class that didn't have the pestilence because he touched him.

Very true

Mhm

Dude if 049 sees this we're all gonna die.

can confirm i did say it was cute...

Nah mate I already showed him it

How long do we have left to live?

He said it was cute, so.

He said it was cute

He did.

Can't make this shit up

Why would we fight?

hey what's the name of the scp-049-j template of him shouting: I AM THE CURE!

Depends