Winning the lottery be like

ahem, for it to be really more realistic, use a spinner with an estimated 292,201,338 slices, with one slice being JACKPOT and hire people $2 to spin the wheel. If it hits jackpot check the Powerball jackpot and give them that much money, or an estimated $584M as this makes the expected value zero. (#BootlegLottery)

yeah, I know, I was doing something, then thought of this, so I made it, and I could've just used the chart, but whatevs.

I made this chart. Note that imgflip has a minimum percentage of 0.01%, therefore I decided to emphasize the graph by 100,000,000 times.

No more like this, for a supermarket lottery 509u9t.png (click to show)

Improvised version: