Adopt Him

I SAID NO YOU LITTLE CREEP~

XD

b o n k

B o n k

b o n k

B o n k

b r i c k

*hits you with a stop sign on every word*
You’re. Not. MY. DAD!

;-;

*self bonk*

You're not my dad!
*whispers* ugly ass [N word]

XDDDD

;-; ;-; ;-;

Y cry at le self bonk?

;-;

ig im not ur dad...

You
Never
Were
Lol

Don’t take it personally, I just don’t like people

;-;

walks into prison and sits down

:D I’ve won!

;-;

....u good m8?

*prison cri* ;-;

no...

only one thing that can make anything better ever...

What? Other than Rick rolls and re adoption

only re-adoption ;-;

IM ADOPTING YOU
YOU NOW HAVE A MOM

what did it mean?

. . . You SERIOUSLY don’t wanna know?

YOU SAID I WAS

NAH

i have a guess...

It doesn’t matter what you’re thinking, you’re wrong.

WELL I AM NOW!!!!

YOURE JANK

send it in memechat then

NO I'M UR DAD

NO
*Bonk* GO TO Not-My-Dad JAIL

n o ; - ;

*melts your tear ducts shut with a soldering iron* HA

no daughter

:(

if you adopt me, then i have to adopt you as well XD

....fine

YYAAAYYYY

make a meme about how we adopted each other XD

Yay :D

:D!!!!

Go do the dishes

S o n

have my brother and only son do it instead please

XD

OKAY XD

YA TAKE SPICES LIKE ANISE, GINGER, CINNAMON AND FRESH HERBS AND BOIL THEM EITH LE MEST BROTH
THEN YOU PUT THINLY SLICED MEATS AND VEGGIES IN IT WITH RICE NOODLES

OOOOFFFF
i dont like salsa XD

Why not tho?!

i think i've heard of it lol

It’s really good! It’s like ramen with waaaaaat more flavor lol

Wanna play a game?

IDDDKKKK

HOW CAN YOU LIKE MEXICAN FOOD WITHOUT LIKING SALSA?

But they made Enmoladas for dinner so I’m happy XD

NO BUT WAFFLES HIT DIFFERENT AND THEY ABSOLUTLEY SLAP

WAIT WAFFLES OR PANCAKES?

I KNOW

I prefer waffles ya know-

*b o n k* here’s a waffle
Go have fun

Hey waffle

REMEMBER?

waffles duh

b o n k

Remember dels waffle babies?

I HAD A WAFFLE BABY BOY BUT EVERYONE SLEEPING ON HIM

XD

plus i already did some mom XD

OMG REMEMBER WHEN WAFFLES MEANT SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT IN MSMG? XDDDDDD

Bro I had to clean up after my idiot brothers making salsa

3 BIG METSL BOWLS, THE FOOD PROCCESOR AND THE BLENDER

I DONT LIKE MEXICAN FOOD

IM SORRY, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? MEXICAN FOOD IS GREAAAAAT

SEE THE CHALUPA SONG

IM SOOOOOOORRRRRRRRYYYYYYY

OPINION ON PHO?

COOL!

WHATS YORU FAVORITE FOOD?

YES WHAT GAME

IDK

MOM JUST MAKE OUR SON CLEAN IT NEXT TIME!!!!!

but also why would they leave the mess just WWWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY

. . . You mean “your” right?

BECAUSE
THEY
SUCK
Good salsa tho

WWAAFFLLLEESSS

FINALLY, A MAN WHO PREFERS WAFFLES TO PANCAKES!
Do you know how long I’ve waited for this-

pho?

(; - ;)
The greatest food on this earth.

You’ve been educated
Never eat yogurt and waffles for breakfast again

i don't like yogurt that much XD, unless it has like mnm's in it XD

n o

Want another dumb story about me being weird?

XD YYYOOGGUURRRTTTT

hahahah i get that now lolol

ICCCCCCKKKKY

*BONK*
HORNY JAIL NOW, SON

yup

NO YOU THE ONE CRACKING YOGURT JOKES, YOU GO
*bonk*

Gallon*

So we have a biiiiig family and my brothers are freaking cows
So we buy a ton of food. Every time my parents go shopping or make one of us go, we buy this 20 GALON TUB OF THICC ICKY PLAIN GREEK YOGURT SND WE EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Which is why I don’t go downstairs at breakfast. Who needs nutrition when you can wallow in warm sheets for an extra 40 minutes?

NO DAUGHTER U GO TO HORNY JAIL b O n K

*BONK*

Del made a bigger deal out of it tho

I KNOW
SHE NAMED ONE OF THE BABIES ELISE THOUGH :D

Awwwww

Me and Mikey had baby toe

WHAT THE HE-

Lmao don't ask

It started as a joke