GREG MADDUX ONCE STRUCK OUT 6 BATTERS ON CALLED THIRD STRIKES WITHOUT ONE OF THE PITCHES BEING WITHIN TWO FEET OF THE STRIKE ZONE. THE UMPIRE JUST KEPT ON RINGING 'EM UP 'CAUSE HE LIKED MADDUX'S BABY FACE! THAT SAME YEAR MADDUX WENT ON TO UNANIMOUSLY WIN THE GOLD GLOVE BECAUSE HE FIELDED A BUNT DURING THE THIRD INNING IN A MEANINGLESS MIDSUMMER GAME. THE VOTERS JUST KEPT ON GIVING HIM THE VOTES! NO PITCHER HAS GONE ON TO HAVE A CAREER LIKE HIS SINCE. THEY SURE DON'T MAKE PITCHERS LIKE THEY USED TO.