Not to be hyperbole, but there’s something about this woman. . . It’s so tooth grindingly annoying and it makes me want to rip out each and every hair in my scalp and crack my fried skull open on my desk. Then, when all the cranial sewage drips out, rip out chunks of my brain and squish them into ground beef, and stuff them in my ears so I don’t hear her saying “Alrgiht y’all, we’re gonna fix this right quick”
THEN, I’d rip out my eyeballs just so I have something to throw at her.