YOUR PROMPT:
*EVERYONE IS STANDING AROUND THE BROKEN COFFEE MAKER*
SANS: SO. WHO BROKE IT? I'M NOT MAD, I JUST WANNA KNOW.
EVERYONE:
CUPHEAD: ...I DID. I BROKE IT.
SANS: NO. NO YOU DIDN'T. MONOKUMA?
MONOKUMA: DON'T LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT BENDY.
BENDY: WHAT?! I DIDN'T BREAK IT.
MONOKUMA: HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. HOW'D YOU EVEN KNOW IT WAS BROKEN?
BENDY: BECAUSE IT'S SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND IT'S BROKEN.
MONOKUMA: SUSPICIOUS.
BENDY: NO, IT'S NOT!
PURO: IF IT MATTERS, PROBABLY NOT, BUT SEPHIROTH WAS THE LAST ONE TO USE IT.
SEPHIROTH: LIAR! I DON'T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP!
PURO: OH REALLY? THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING BY THE COFFEE CART EARLIER?
SEPHIROTH: I USE THE WOODEN STIRRERS TO PUSH BACK MY CUTICLES. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT, PURO!
CUPHEAD: OKAY LET'S NOT FIGHT. I BROKE IT. LET ME PAY FOR IT, SANS.
SANS: NO! WHO BROKE IT!?
EVERYONE:
PURO: SANS... MONOKUMA'S BEEN AWFULLY QUIET.
MONOKUMA: REALLY?!
*EVERYONE STARTS ARGUING*
SANS, BEING INTERVIEWED: I BROKE IT. I BURNED MY HAND SO I PUNCHED IT.
SANS: I PREDICT 10 MINUTES FROM NOW THEY'LL BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS WITH WARPAINT ON THEIR FACES AND A PIG HEAD ON A STICK.
SANS:
SANS: GOOD. IT WAS GETTING A LITTLE CHUMMY AROUND HERE.