3, 2, 1, we came to f**k
Everybody party 'til the gasman comes
Sparkle like Bowie in the mornin' sun
And get a parkin' violation on La Brea 'til it's done
Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool!
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you!
When you wanna be a movie star
(Come on!) Play the game and take the band real far
(Come on!) Play it right and drive a Volvo car
Pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're alright, honey
Pills don't help, but it sure is funny
Give me, give me some of that vampire money
Come on!