Based on a true story

the washing machine: ‘I am the loudest machine at the house’

the dishwasher: ‘Hold my detergent!’

The Tv that always randomly turns on:

just like my Palestine alarm

yeah dude sometimes things just turn on randomly and its super creepy

like a while back i heard a baby toy turn on and just singing and i was like "F**K rrruUUUNNNNnnnNn"

I was in the basement getting stuff and suddenly this sheep that i lost one of the parts to started "SCREEEE SCREEE". I just grabbed what i needed, yeeted it up the stairs and ran up. I thought it was some kind of killer sheep. Now I only get things in the daytime. With 15 lights on.

heres a gif similar to this: imgflip.com/gif/4zrbb7