My brain at 4:00 a.m: Hey, wanna sleep?
Me: no
My brain at 4:00 a.m: Wanna get up?
Me: No; My brain at 8:00 a.m: Hey, wanna sleep?
Me: No
My brain at 8:00 a.m: Wanna get up?
Me: No; My brain at 10:00 a.m: Hey, wanna sleep?
Me: No
My brain at 10:00 a.m: Wanna get up?
Me:. . . Fine; Mom: Why are you always asleep:
Me, who never sleeps but just has no will to get out of bed: