no really, we had a buff janitor and a old fricc for a PE Teacher

teachers:you should know this stuff or you will end up like the janitor
bill the janitor:*walks all day and night keeping the whole school clean*
me:so i'm gonna be a hard worker if i don't know this stuff

my janitor is fat, and my pe teacher is muscular but my janitor was in the Olympics three times and always medaled.

that is really true tho

This sounds like stuff in movies

Good one!