When someone ships Percy and Rachel

We kill them

then we slice them up into little pieces.

and feed them to the wild dogs

Then make them vomit it up and light that on fire

then we take the ashes and seal it under a metal tube with a nuclear bomb and blow it up.

and then we take what's left of it and blend in a shredder

And feed it to a hellhound

and we make sure Hades throws them in Tartarus

And then throw a blue plastic hairbrush at the hellhound in Tartarus

Just... just respect other people's ships. It's not that hard. (Unless it's problematic, but that's obvious)

They deserve to be trapped by Arachne and thrown into Tartarus. Or is that too much?

nah. I think they deserve worse, though I don't know what's worse then Tartarus. make some special punishment for those who ship Percy and Rachel.

Hades underwear

yes, great idea