Art for Watermelon_boi

Cole is an Fleet Admiral

When can I come out

When you've found your sanity

So never

Come here

*rolls to you*

That planet, there, see it?

Jack Stauber? Yes.

...

I honestly don't know what I'm doing with my life

You really are a strange thing

Some say that

*looks out the window, arms behind his back* you're familiar with the death star right?

Nope

...

(´ . .̫ . `)

*silence in grand admiral*

*dies*

*dies in ni🅱️🅱️a*

don't do this to me
it will give me more time to think about my queerness

. . .

*coughs in why am I not cis lol*

Go to your room Now...

but in my room, there is.. wall

What?

Yes a wall. And the wall talks to me.

I don't have time for this, just go

What if I gave you an item of worth?

No, go, now

Yessssss

u know i can make ur dream reality it might take time tho

Lmfaoooo even if so, you would turn tail and run

no not really

Doubtful. I'm a weird shit

nothin i havent seen

ok and

Idk.

give me like.. 6 more inches and you can

wait what lol

My dream is to become United States air force pilot but they have a height limit of 5'4+ (162 cm) but I'm a dwarf at 4'10 (147 cm) and i am not going to grow anymore.

oh well thats an easy fix and also um im gonna proo check that

tELL MEEEEEEEEE

lol damn ok one they say you need a waiver so not all hope is lost and two dont say the 6 inches thing its wierd

haha i still need six inches down there too tho- like transition

no no no stop my bi instincts tell me to ask for an erp but zepar say no

Or just Admiral

Obey me.

You dare speak to a grand Admiral in this tone?

*silence in watermelon* i am the king

*silence in killer*

Fite me, fig

Send stormtroopers to take Admiral Cole to their room at once

I will eat the stormtroopers like french fries

There isn't an option cole...

If you're a king, im a God

nO