Dummy-Cola

Get woke, go broke.

Frankly I'm surprised they haven't automated yet. It seems simple enough, and then they wouldn't have to deal with discrimination. All their workers would be robots!

Eh? Eh?

Ah, but what color should the robots be? And if they are humaniform, should they be humaniform or huwomaniform? ;-)

I was thinking unpainted metal bottling machines with robotic arms to handle anything else.

That should please, or at least not offend, everyone...right? It can't offend anyone if it doesn't resemble a human in any way.