do you dare me to?

Yes

Do it

Employee: Okay... that will be $20.54

Aki: Kk! *Pays*

Employee: Thank you for shopping! And Happy holidays!

Aki: You too! *Teleports back to UA*

Lana: *Already sleeping...in Aki's blanket*

Yurei: Ya got the stuff?

Aki: Yeah!

Mineta: *sneeze*

Yurei: Oh my goooddddd! That was so cute, Mins!

Mineta: No it wasn't!

Aki: Ngl it was kinda cute!

(Horray! A timeskip)

Lana: *eyes turn bright pink as she holds a hater up in the air and against a wall* Talk sh!t about my cousin again and we'll see who's laughing then, GOT IT ?!

Hater: Pfft! You think you scare me? Because Mineta won't be able to get self respect when he's older

Lana: WHY YOU LITTLE- *brings her hand down* Aki, teleport this no-brainer to a cliff, and Yurei...you know what to do...

Aki: Aye Aye! *Grabs the hater and teleports to a cliff* Take back what you said about Mineta.

(timeskip to uh....Winter)

Yurei: It's so cold!

Mineta: tell me about it...

Lana: *snuggles in Aki's blanket* I'm only doing this because I'm freezing, baka.

Aki: *blushes* Fine... I guess you can stay.

Yurei: Okay, while you "lovebirds" get snuggly over there, I'll make us some hot cocoa...

Aki: Whipped cream please!

Yurei: okay! *opens fridge* Aw darn, we're out of Whipped cream.

Mineta: *groans*

Aki: I can get some!

Lana: *falls over as Aki teleports away*

Aki: Time to get sum whipped cream!

store employee: Welcome to Walmart! do you need a cart or a basket, kiddo?

Aki: Umm... Basket please!

Lana: Mineta, wake up.

Mineta: What? what day is it?

Lana: It's October 8th, and you know what that means!

Mineta: *jumps out of bed* IT'S DA SPOOKY MONTH! *starts doing the dance*

Lana: *facepalm* NO!

Aki: Yeet month?

Yurei: *lets her southern side show* Y'ALL ARE DUMBER THAN A RABBIT HIBERNATIN' IN SPRINGTIME!

Lana: What she meant to say is that it's Mineta's birthday, dummies.

Aki: I know. I was just playing with ya! Happy b-day Mineta!

Mineta: Thanks, Aki! I was so distracted with training, I forgot my own birthday! *sees a note under his bed* What's this? *he picks it up and reads it*

Lana: What does it say?

Mineta: *sighs and crumples it up* Nothing of importance...

Aki: Umm... May I read it?

Yurei: *uncrumples the note and reads* "You don't deserve a birthday, dipshit
- sending bad wishes, Toga"

Aki: WELL IMMA GO KILL VILLAIN.

Lana: No. *grabs his arm and hugs it* You're not going anywhere, baka.

Yurei: *takes picture* Hah! Wait til I show this to Izuku! OH, IZUKUUU!!

Lana: *blushing intensly* Yurei! Get back here!

Aki: DONT SHOW HIM PLEASE!

Walmart employee: Okay! *hands him basket* If you need help finding things, I'll be right here!

*Aki gets a text from Lana, it's a list of stuff he needs to buy: *
- Whipped cream
- Eggs
- Milk (Normal, Chocolate, and Strawberry, get 1 gallon of each)
- Ramen
- Ham
- Cream cheese
- Graham crackers,
- Marshmallows
- Chocolate

Aki: Thank you! *Walks to get the milk*

Old man: *walks over to Aki* Excuse me, young man, do you know where the tea bags are located?

Aki: Hmm... *Thinks* Yeah! *Takes his hand and teleports the old man to the tea bag aisle*

Old man: Thank you.

*Lana sent another text saying "Can you also buy Honey nut cheerios?"*

Aki: *Texts back* Sure thing, “Baka”. Heh. *Teleports*

Walmart employee: Woah there! *puts hand out to stop Aki from walking* There's a wet floor here so watch your step please *continues mopping*

Aki: Ok. *Gets the Ham, Whipped Cream, Ramen, Cream Cheese, Eggs, Marshmallows and Chocolate*

Walmart employee: You ready to check out?

Aki: Not yet. *Grabs Gram Crackers* Now I’m ready.

Yurei: FINE!

Lana: *lets go of Aki* your arms are warm.

Mineta: *drinks glass of milk* Lana, you like him don't you?

Lana: M-maybe... *blushes*

Aki: Imma get something. I’ll be right back!

Lana: Okay! Don't go kill Toga though!

Aki: Ok! *Teleports*

Yurei: Lana? Do we have cake batter?

Lana: Make it from scratch!

Aki: *Teleports back*

Lana: Oh, Hi Aki!

Aki: Hey Lana!

Bakugou: *cranks up the radio to the highest volume*

radio: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

Aki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yurei: This is where the fun part begins! *turns into a ghost and flies in the haters body, she jumps off* Wait for it.... *halfway through she flies back up to Aki, and they both watch the hater fall to his death.*

Aki: AAAAAAAAND... Splat.

Yurei: *grabs a walkie talkie* Lana, Mission "Free-fall" completed. An epic success.

Lana: *comes riding in on a broomstick with Mineta holding on* Great job, guys!

Mineta: *looks at the body* You guys didn't really have to kill hi-AAAHHH! *he slips off the cliff*

Aki: MINETA! *Jumps and grabs Mineta*

Lana: *grabs her broomstick and flies down to save them, they both land on the broomstick* Hang on! *She flies back and lands down safely*

Mineta: Thank you Onee-chan (he sometimes calls her that because she's like a sister to him)

Lana: No problem!

Aki: I could’ve teleported but Ok...