Day 19 embarrased ( hes still recovering from day 18 )

Sophia: (image)

Doggo: no my head F***ing hurts

Sophia: you need huggo?

Doggo: a wut
i think im still feeling the effects of the wine

Sophia: a hug

doggo:...... yeah

Sophia: *huggo*

doggo: is it considered under age drinking if ur 14 but in dog years ur 78

Sophia: ik

X: DOGGO WHY IS THERE FBI AGENTS AROUND THE HOUSE

Sophia: owo

X: Doggo what did you do to have the fbi surround the house

Sophia: he drank a full bottle of wine

doggo: LETS A GO RAID A FORTRESS

Sophia: Y E S

doggo: im laying on it

Sophia: oh. *mines in*

X: How....
Doggo: alright we just need 10 blocks.. and a way to close the portal when we enter

Sophia: to answer x’s question, i spent the last 5 hours mining

Doggo: *steps through the portal*
X: wut
*goes through portal*

Sophia: time to search for a bastion remnant

X: *painted his netherite pants golden* why would you ask him that doggo

Sophia: yeah

X: Sh** forgot my gold armor

Sophia: RUN!

X:....... all this.......FOR JUST A BOTTLE OF WINE
and where can i get some

Sophia: he said he got it from a monke

doggo: my headache is felling better so ima raid a nether fortress

Sophia: can i come 2

X: wha-
Doggo: yeah X there are other ways to get infinite obsidian. I already finished the portal and dispenser to close the portal lets go in.
X: *visible confusion*

Sophia: *goes into the portal*

X: uhh doggo why did you put ur springtrap cosplay in the secret room.
doggo: i didnt
both:... OH S*** A DEMON
*springtrap gets yeeted out a window*

Sophia: bro now the fbi is gonna get in

X: ight imma head up. TO THE ROOF

Sophia: *runs to find a bastion remnant and nearly falls into lava*

doggo: hey ruben
ruben: *piglin noises*

Sophia: *takes out netherite sword* not today, piglin

Doggo: i am very hungry

Sophia: here. *gives him some steak*

doggo: actually i got it from Wario. he said it was fancy soda so i gave him 4 emeralds for it

Sophia: *takes out a notepad* note to self, never trust wario.

Doggo: [insert minecraft eating noises here] N O I C E

Sophia: y e s

X: ._. OFF TO THE NETHER WE GO
doggo: u know that the nether room is in the basement
X .................. anyone got a potion of swiftness?

Sophia: i don’t even know how to craft mushroom stew

Doggo: Ruben... i know this might be a little weird but do u have any porkchops im really hungry
ruben the piglin: *confused piglin noise*

Sophia: no don’t say that *now has a golden helmet on*

doggo: Ight ima slee- BOOM
... good thing i brought the respawn anchor

Sophia: never sleep in the nether

X: ...... were screwed

Sophia: *has obsidian and flint and steel*

doggo: sure

Sophia: yay :D

X: ... ok. never mind that we need to get the F*** in the secret room

Sophia: aight

doggo: nah dont hurt him he chill.. if ur wearing gold armor

Sophia: *is wearing nothing gold* oh fu-

[ X suffocated in a wall]
X: respawning: aw frick i was unable 2 warp to the roof but instead suffocated in bedrock

[Sophia was killed by Piglin]
Sophia: *respawning* GOD DANG IT-

Doggo: hmm i found some remnants... neat

Sophia: W H E R E

X how much obsidian do u have

Sophia: a stack?